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@SantsRNTL Wait till you hear about people getting taxed on their pension

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@TomFoins What wind

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@saniyafatma1278 I work in bakery so I can't have anything on my nails, and thats fine :)

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@BiankaB12 @redbrunja Love her! So funny

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@mindofprospect Bold of you to assume AC works in my small old car

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@H1lsonsupremacy @kcrlfs I mean by the nature of the examination it is hard to make it comfortable i think. We already improved - plastic, smaller sizes, lubrication... I wish we had THE BEST EVER but sometimes its not possible. You're spreading vaginal walls...

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@H1lsonsupremacy @kcrlfs I know they tested the device on black women without consent and all that but I'm sure it was not as a device to torture them... but as an actual medical device. What was torture was the way the did it and on who, which is obviously wrong. But it was never a torture device...

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@2dsworld @shawtyyy2000 @samplesoojin Im not convinced people doing it themselves at home will be able to do it properly. It hurts because you need to scrap cells off the cervix. If you do it at home and feel nothing what if you didn't actually get anything in there?

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@recreatings I feel both do steroids. I think one of the clear signs are traps - you can't get them like THAT naturally.

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@Xpertgamer599 @GOATKAISER64 @borowskisme @MaroonKennedy @hugeballer_ @LandofNix @imr__01 Who got it on a flight? Because if you are talking about flight attendant, she ended up not having it.

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@MagalskiSean @toadszi @wortthewait @ADHDForReal Go to a doctor

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@DrAllyLouks So pretty !!!!!

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@rushicrypto Yup, my husband would go to a pub for lunch for an hour or two with his colleagues and boss

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@muheediva01 Had a guy watch tiktoks in A&E, told him off, he got offended and TOOK HIS AIRPODS OUT! My man, why weren't you using them from the beginning?! Cunt

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@Truthful_ast This whole conference was so funny I was crying laughing

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@Notapiggynomore @Scarlet67783276 @ultraslut5000 As i always say, and always will. Your brain needs 500kcal a day ALONE to function.

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@rinasience Genuine question - why so fixated on steps? The workout itself is better for you... I mean I wouldn't take a workout video as a way to count steps. She marches mostly to rest between sets, it's more a workout than just... walking...

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@CloudyFelling Cancer speedrun

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We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

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@lilkarabearr @badghel_sam @ChromeDaCesar So another woman will suffer but not you?