Ms Llama

Arrrrghhhh.

[Ms Llama @msllama]

@longitude0 @LBFlyawayhome No boats in this story, only a stolen motorbike!

[Ms Llama @msllama]

@tootingnewsie If you're interested in historic (local) maps, you can find all sorts here: Ordnance Survey Maps Six-inch England and Wales, 1842-1952 - Map Images - National Library of Scotland https://t.co/G9pwpICPqa

[Ms Llama @msllama]

@CorwinWright @kingstrato @Clarity_BT You could always cycle... only 6 hours, according to Google maps.

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@grumpwitch I know of a care home where the stairs to the front entrance serve the same purpose as your lift.

[Ms Llama @msllama]

@wissewords @geordiecrews @JohnApplebyLD @MichaelRosenYes @DeputyMitchell My year 6 child informs me that this is how such class elections usually work. The children being voted for do not vote themselves. She flagged the question with her headmistress as having 2 possible reasonable answers.

[Ms Llama @msllama]

@AndrewBowden I only got 2.

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@CorwinWright Many people in assorted scenarios have issues with their time not being valued.

[Ms Llama @msllama]

@petefirman Hiya Buttons! Very much enjoyed this evening's performance in Wimbledon. Particularly the first half script deviation. Kids are now demanding #TrikTok tickets.

[Ms Llama @msllama]

@grumpwitch https://t.co/TGXQx7Ga0M

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@The_RHS What houseplants could I possibly grow in my office - it sadly has no natural light. Thanks!

[Ms Llama @msllama]

@CorwinWright It needs some books.

[Ms Llama @msllama]

@MarkGale No good hiring such things out here. They will break too quickly. I cycle to work through Merton and Wandsworth and a combination of speed bumps and potholes means that I am having to get a wheel rebuilt yet again.

[Ms Llama @msllama]

Hey @lisette_auton I spy your book in there!

[Letterbox Library @LetterboxLib]

😊This Week’s Happiest Job-

Fulfilling a school request for a box of inclusive books for every year group. Dispatching 1 a day to keep things manageable for them!😀

Selecting from our book treasures has been a total joy.

Thankful for so many talented creators..*including*-

[Ms Llama @msllama]

@banterek @westrowhendo @nationaltrust And sloe bourbon! You can reuse the sloes that have just come out of the gin 😁

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@HVCLRC @chrismouldink If only Cadburys chocolate still melted properly... I can't speak for the bars, but the Easter eggs just turn in to a claggy horrible mess if you try it.

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@bikesandbabies @jamiesmart Mitcham has a CR postcode... he could head to the common. All the joy of acid grassland and the occasional not quite abandoned pony.

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@JustOneFollower @bmoosefh It says 2 now and I don't want to spoil it.

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@CorwinWright Hurrah!

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Hey @pepsico_uk , do you think that by keeping quiet about your reformulation of #Pepsi people won't notice? It tastes disgusting. I don't want artificial sweeteners and I resent being charged extra for sugar I am not getting.

[Ms Llama @msllama]

@marcusbrig Nah, I'm going to StoaWorld.