M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e

Nothing is as good as they say it is

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

We'll have a full analysis of the Conservatives' proposed inheritance tax cuts tomorrow. But, for now, three charts.

1. Who would benefit from the cuts?

[Hull FC @hullfcofficial]

⏱️ 𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟-𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: Wigan Warriors 22-26 Hull FC

WHAT A COMEBACK TO DEFEAT THE HOLDERS 🤯🔥

⚫️⚪️ #COYH | @ecostrad

[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

@millhouseward Very weird!

[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

@millhouseward When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Amorim...

[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

@millhouseward Precisely. They have a special Ibiza-themed section with tinsel-covered decks in his honour.

[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

@millhouseward Well you've never been to Tong Garden Centre in Bradford. It's a veritable winter wonderland. Its Christmas decorations section is about as big as Stockport.

[Flups @TheRealFlups]

Julie Andrews’ Morning Routine:

1. Make bread
2. Do bushcraft
3. Watch bawdy British comedy
4. Darn socks
5. Make milky coffee
6. Impersonate Homer Simpson…

Dough, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte, D’oh.

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

I have no idea what I just watched, but that might be the best goal celebration of all time... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

@chorlton That's absolutely amazing, Ian. Congratulations to her and also to you and @msdennell for bringing up a genius! 👏👏👏

[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

@millhouseward "today years old"

[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

@mutiebeauty 💯

[Philip McCarroll @philmccarroll]

I think it's cute that HMV in Dublin think that George Best released an album called "The Wedding Present"

Plus, I'd like to hear it. Get AI on the job!

[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

Superb analysis.

[Frances 'Cassandra' Coppola @Frances_Coppola]

Dear @reformparty_Uk, you say you want to get "up to 2 million" economically inactive people "back to work", and you think this will save £15 billion in benefit payments. Here's a reality check... 1/

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Far more people are paying 20% extra on their mortgages than will ever have to pay 20% VAT on private school fees. But I'm not seeing unhinged rightwing press denunciations of this Tory tax on homes.

[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

“Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake” - Napoleon Bonaparte.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Conservatives plan to bring back mandatory national service https://t.co/XKQrZLnViw

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

Yes Minister on bringing back national service

[Owen Gartside @gartsy77]

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[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

@millhouseward STOP THE NOTES!

[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

@king_lunt Nope. I retract my last comment!

[New Scientist @newscientist]

DeepMind’s AI beats world’s best Go player in latest face-off https://t.co/vfwqN2Ut0F

[M-i-k-e S-m-a-j-e @msmaje]

@king_lunt I think you could beat DeepMind - keep going 💪