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[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[erika @yeeeerika]

another round of shirley temples on me

[A. @abbsoul]

And for the lady, perhaps a week of dissociation on the beach?

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

sometimes, if you are lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window, it’s important that you romanticise that tree as much as possible.

[evil elly @laffodiI]

walking past the flowers and saying welcome back and blowing little kisses

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Its so exciting when the trees turn green. Shoutout to chlorophyll

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio

[kayla @kaystylee]

fake spring i love you so

[seiya @systole_]

every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time

[bongo @bongoism]

it’s out of my control

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I run every day for 20 minutes & if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to run for 4 months.

[^_^ @misandrism]

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same

[Jarett & Lilly @1JLVSTW]

May every shelter dog find their forever home in 2026.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

[parks @parkersity_9]

"on the rocks" is a very cunty way to ask for ice tbh

[coco is a cookie🦢💗🫧(pink tick) @cocoisacookie]

idk, if you recommend a song to me i’d pay attention to the lyrics and feel like you’re trying to pass a message to me😭
idk idk