Lornerizher

Just me.

[Chemusar🇰🇪🇵🇹 @Chemusar7]

An avocado raised by both parents be like:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

travelling keeps you inspired. a change of environment is very good for the souł.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Naamka napata Mpesa message and suddenly life is worth living. Mtu asikuambie money is not everything, actually it is, most of times Hata haikuwangi depression ni kusota.

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

What is it called when they do what pushes you away and then act like you gave up on them.??????

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

2 Chainz has a relatively fine discography and then BOOM pretty girls like trap muzik is a masterpiece

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

Uzuri ya samaki hauezi pata samaki ya punda, unlike nyama ya dogi

[BeingXoli @Xo_Mgozi]

@muheediva01 It's possible to outgrow a partner but still be grateful for the life that came from it.

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

Her : mbona umeniita game na uko bench?
Me : nilikua nataka uone mi si player

[Manny @ma_nuel007_]

This is why you don't create a routine with gifts. It leaves room for entitlement.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

50% of all the stress you carry as an adult is a result of you being afraid of telling grownups "JIDISHI MANZE!" or "HIYO HAINIHUSU!".

[Ayiela Lucia @ayielar]

Why do Kenyan nail techs hate cutting nails short?
Makucha ni yangu na nimesema ukate yote, mbona tuna argue?

[Wholesome @wholesome_X_]

marrying a man in tech means THIS 🥹

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

WHEN THE WHOLE COMPANY USES CHATGPT 😂😂😂😂😂

[𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆𝐨𝐝💦 @Champagnediet1]

I've never wanted a sink this bad in my life🙂‍↔️

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

My Sibling: please stay alert I will call you to open the door for me.

Me in deep sleep wondering how the Goat in my dream knows my name.

[N N Ʌ M D I @ennamdee]

This odogwu mentality reminds me of my aunt’s husband, who had stroke in the US after years of carrying about 90% of the family responsibilities. Constant work and pressure led to high BP, and now he’s confined to a wheelchair.

As a result, things became extremely tough…and my aunt who rarely bothered about the house bills had to double her workload just to keep everything together. Unfortunately, she d!ed last year due to stress.

Husband’s health might not have deteriorated, and my aunt might still be alive, if they had both given their 100% from the beginning.

When one person carries a home, two people end up paying the price…it’s a matter of time.

[Mania.TE🇧🇮 @Maniabaegirl]

Another legend is born 😂😂😂🔥🔥

[Pong✨ @viani310]

😭😂

[Thato @Tidoo_Wax]

Trying to finish oats when you made too much is so humbling 😭

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Nobody is rich enough. Just pray that life doesn’t test you with a problem bigger than your account balance. Always stay humble and kind.