Ladi🌻

God's fav☺️Belieber❤️shameless foodie😄Arsenal FC🔴 coca-cola addict😌if you're reading this, you're really cool.

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

I have to admit, I always wondered what this part of Psalm 23 meant. I thought “He anoints my head with oil” was figurative language for God keeping the Psalmist healthy. I never knew this parallel.

Anoint my head with oil

“Sheep can get their head caught in briers and die trying to get untangled. There are horrid little flies that like to torment sheep by laying eggs in their nostrils which turn into worms and drive the sheep to beat their head against a rock, sometimes to death. Their ears and eyes are also susceptible to tormenting insects. So the shepherd anoints their whole head with oil. Then there is peace. That oil forms a barrier of protection against the evil that tries to destroy the sheep. Do you have times of mental torment? Do the worrisome thoughts invade your mind over and over? Do you beat your head against a wall trying to stop them? Have you ever asked God to anoint your head with oil? He has an endless supply! His oil protects and makes it possible for you to fix your heart, mind, and eyes on Him today and always! There is peace in the valley! May our good good Father anoint your head with oil today so that your cup overflows with blessings! God is good and He is faithful!!”

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

See Dispatch Rider dem send make he go deliver food 🙆‍♂️😭😭

[uzi 🖤 @UziWya]

Why tf did they add that smooth part in the middle?

[v! @Vullety]

Every now and then I am reminded that wolverines are actually real animals and not just Huge Jackman

[Swanki_LaLa of KD🔥 @Ani_zizo]

You Dey type with accent ?

[biskuvi @brokolia16]

eve misafir geldiği için sütyen takmak zorunda kalmak

[honey @Honey710108210]

今天带爸去医院检查，我说你在柱子等我，我去拿检查结果、我回来。猛然看到那个曾经我心中的依靠，心中无所不能的爸爸像个小孩子一样一动不动的站在那等着我、心里瞬间无比难受，发现自己俨然成为了父母心中的大人，而爸爸却在自己眼中变成了小孩，当角色互换的时候，突然间有种说不出的心酸…

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

My mum to her friend: I stopped breastfeeding my children early, especially Emeka. He stopped sucking after one year.

Me:

[lily.x @moonmilkmuse]

What they like that I can afford.

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

dinner at 5:30pm and in bed by 9pm. maybe old people were onto something

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

There you have it ladies.

A man asking you for money means he hates you.

[zameel @nameiszameel]

girl I invited earlier today said she stole 3 egg rolls from her workplace , say she steal one for me too ,omo tf I need to lock in , nah insult be dis nau

[😻 @midenotbisola]

“omo me sef fail the course”

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

“Legendary actor & comedian Jack black has-“

[Timothy Mukoro @timothy_mukoro]

Tinubu migwo

[BLAKE 𖤍 @Am__Blake]

when you randomly wake up at night and it's still 2am:

[petty bourgeois protestant @pbprot]

When he stops and she looks back over her shoulder like “why’d you stop?” lol

[ButterflyEffect🦋 @dammyyems]

This thing wey I Dey tolerate from this boy, if na my friend Dey tolerate this same thing from man, advice for full my mouth🤧

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪🐍 @Societyfwsammy]

"you don't know fashion"

-your mum after buying you the most questionable clothes ever😭