mary

i’m not a regular mom, i’m a cool mom

[mary @msorensen14]

Be kind to everyone always.
We are all fighting our own battles. None worse or better than another.
Be kind.💙

[mary @msorensen14]

opened a disney credit card today… things are getting weird

[mary @msorensen14]

pooping at an airport is likely the worst place to poop

[mary @msorensen14]

it actually feels like midnight omg

[mary @msorensen14]

@united sucks and canceled our flight and claims it was us - it wasn’t and now we can’t go on our trip

[mary @msorensen14]

hershey kisses are underrated

[mary @msorensen14]

i fucking hate when people BACK INTO. a spot… wtf is the point here?

[mary @msorensen14]

dunkin coffee IS a laxative

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[mary @msorensen14]

nothing hits the dopamine quite like a laughing session on tiktok while your partner is asleep next to you. i’m crying and snorting and dyingggg 😂😂😂

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

manifesting

[mary @msorensen14]

i have eaten pizza for like 2 weeks straight

[mary @msorensen14]

why isn’t @DisneyPlus working?! #DisneyPlus

[mary @msorensen14]

the movie challengers suckeddddd

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[mary @msorensen14]

i’m so tired but i need to get so tired that i drop my phone on my face

[Bird @vogelbrah]

Not everything has to be aesthetic. Sometimes your oatmeal can just look like cement. It’s fine.