Maggie Spicer Brown

Singer ~ Dancer ~ Actress ~ Hot Mess Express

[Maggie Spicer Brown @mspicerbrown]

Trying to explain my dietary choices to my calorie tracker:

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Out here doing the lords work

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Ya boy meant it when I said I was gonna do anything and everything to help @redlobster and save the cheddar bay biscuits,,, ordered the whole menu,!!! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[Chelsea Daley @chelsea_daley]

“You made that on canva?!”
Pls give me an iced coffee and two solid hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

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#PMSDraftSpectacular GUESS THE WEIGHT: 876 pounds total is my guess!

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@Justin_Brown11 @ben_rosen Always knew Iger was an ass man

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WHAT DID I JUST SAY, LADIES?!

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Women, for the love of god please stop having sex with Nick Cannon and reproducing

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Taylor Doose on Gilmore Girls is potentially the worst fictional human being because he definitely exists in every town and is THE WORST.

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@Justin_Brown11 @zillowgonewild What

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I HIGHLY recommend playing Freeze Dance at theatre camp with small children. It's like what you think you look like at the club with the lights on.

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@Justin_Brown11 @AbeL1nkin @OrvilleIV @MayaRudolph @peacockTV @RomanMeadows @dubj222 @wolfe_lucas

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Honestly this checks out with how my day went.

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

No bones today. Rest up, be kind to yourself 💙

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OKAY SO LIKE STAR WARS IX CHEWIE OFFICIALLY LOSES ALL HIS BEST FRIENDS BUT SOME FORMER HOBBIT SAYS CMON WE NEED YOU AND HES EXPECTED TO BE OVER IT AND JUST LIKE HOP BACK IN?!? I’ve been sitting on these feelings for a minute my bad

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DATING is watching Practical Magic with your gf because she likes witches/Halloween and sort of wanting to watch WITH her.

MARRIAGE is knowing she likes it but giving her time to watch it with literally anyone else who truly enjoys it so you don’t have to.

thx @Justin_Brown11

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Tyra; *dramatic eye contact and pause to camera*
Also Tyra: “Len, I need your decision they’re yelling in my ear that we’re out of time.”

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@Justin_Brown11 Absolutely correct

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Just so we’re clear, my husband put on @DisneyRaya as if I could handle that emotional face slap right before bed and he’s asleep and I’m weeping. First time I thought it was my period, turns out it’s THE EMOTIONS OF KUMANDRA.

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I don’t think many other things bring me joy as much as watching @EzekielElliott try to wrap a present on Hard Knocks 😂😂

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#theatrecampchronicles - Scene: running "The Lion King"

Me to 6 yr old Mufasa: Lay here and be dead, this is after the stampede.

6 yr old Mufasa: *lays down, eyes open*

Me to 6 yr old Simba: Okay, say your line your dad's dead!

6 yr old Simba: .....he doesn't look dead.

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#theatrecampchronicles *scene: having a talk about respecting interns and personal space*
Smol 6 yr old boy: *raises hand*
Me: Yes do you have a question?
Smol 6 yr old boy: do you live here or do you live in a house?