M Spreij

Freelance web app hacker

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hello! It is time you meet my alter ego "Unnamed Artist" I'm delighted to offer you the opportunity of a lifetime. I'm selling my 1st NFT. Though bidding starts at 100.00, you can “BUY IT NOW” for 69,346,250.50! https://t.co/Vuyx4trvPE

[M Spreij @mspreij]

@EveryDayStoics Can I get a source on that?

[M Spreij @mspreij]

@telegram ... I thought >.> contacts are at least listed again, maybe spoke too soon

[M Spreij @mspreij]

@telegram Back up in the Netherlands! Any idea as to cause? what was the solution?

[M Spreij @mspreij]

@cloudvps Thoughts/news on https://t.co/J7gGPCnm2z ?

[M Spreij @mspreij]

@r_e_b_1 @rabihalameddine The ball works when it comes in sideways, I believe she's going for bonus liver damage.

[M Spreij @mspreij]

@realDonaldTrump Uhm, no. No it isn't. Respect for America has been decreasing, sadly. We still like most Americans.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

1969:
-what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM?
-sending people to the moon

2017:
-what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM?
-running Slack

[M Spreij @mspreij]

@r1cky FYI the contact form on your website returns an error 500. Was wanting to ask about the awesome dotjs extension updates for newer (and developer-edition) firefoxes.

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK

[Your Life Coaches @LIFECOACHERS]

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[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

There is a snowstorm in Seattle. It snows universes.

[HackerNewsOnion @HackerNewsOnion]

My boss loved The Mythical Man Month. He gave me 2 copies and said 'here, it'll take you half the time.'

[M Spreij @mspreij]

@rev_null @__tleilax floating point math is always more than you can chew

[Kim Rathcke Jensen @kinablog]

From a Norwegian paper:
- If you were stranded on an island, who would you bring along?
- I'll take one for the team and bring along Trump

[Sven Slootweg 🏳️‍🌈 (@[email protected]) @joepie91]

Belgium has just effectively banned end-to-end encrypted VoIP.
https://t.co/ntahAlHZUy

[M Spreij @mspreij]

Wait, I can tweet from my phone?

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

An Alaskan steamboat is sailing on a sea of moonlight.

[Sarah Creighton 🍂 @Saraita101]

So here's where we're at. This is the central post office in Belfast #brexit #EURefResults