Rev. Johnny Healey

The determined functional programmer can write lisp in any language.

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

Every day, I put 10 BTC up my ass and then spend them. Your bitcoin wallet probably contains money that has been in my ass.

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

Ok. Switching back to chronological view of tweets even though it only shows my own tweets. The alternative was too full of shit.

I guess this app is now write-only for me.

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

Is Larry David now banned from the academy awards?

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

Without that raise, how is Musk supposed to afford bluesky?

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

Total Recall (1990)

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

My original painting is for sale on Ebay. Use link. Only ship to the U.S. https://t.co/jPCu9xAAVb

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

@musicstruggles1 Vinyl has physical limitations that prevent the "loudness war" style of mastering. For this reason, certain albums actually will actually sound much better on vinyl.

Also, vinyl has better odds of retaining some resale value.

[Tortoise of the Day @Tortoiseoftheda]

January 21st 2024
Staying warm by the fire

[anitazavrrr @anitazavrrr]

Ground Bork

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

Anyone else get the email from @SQUAREPUSHER ? #dostrotime

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

@SolientArt Turns out I can switch to "home" instead of viewing tweets in chronological order, but that seems like a pretty bad deal.

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

Either no one I follow has tweeted in 21 hours or my ancient Twitter app no longer sees new tweets.

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

@SolientArt It still calls itself Twitter and doesn't show check marks.

[dylan @narrenhut]

Sure, it may not end up getting a lot of likes, or even any… but this is one of the most important posts I’ve ever made

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

Since tunnels are trending, I feel like this is a good time to announce mine. It's a luxury tunnel built from carbon fiber. It's not ready yet, but I'm selling tickets at a pre-order discounted price of $12m USD.

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

@MetalwoContext Sorry, I gotta take this call on my snake.

[Rev. Johnny Healey @rev_null]

🎵🎶Skid Steer is always having fun🎵🎶

[Travis Holm @MaxWyatt2010]

Guy at Home Depot south Lincoln goes wild with skid steer destroying vehicles, he gave up when guns were drawn. Great job @Lincoln_Police

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Why was the washing machine using so much bandwidth?

It was a SOCKS proxy.