Proud Philadelphian, Pitt Panther alum and adopted ECU Pirate. Possibly on the radio. Definitely on Twitter to watch my favorite teams crumble in real time.
What analytic nerds are missing about the Sixers is we would have been happy trading PG for anyone born after 1996. But they got Jaylen freaking Brown!
The most Sixers thing ever would be Jaylen Brown developing an infection from an expired can of that spray-on hair just before the 2027 playoffs but as of now they pulled me all the way back in. #HereTheyCome
"The price [the Sixers] paid for this was laughable! They paid less to get Jaylen Brown than the Lakers paid today to get Walker Kessler."
@SamQuinnCBS