Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown

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[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

My magic trick! 🪄

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

@CrunchyPBJ78 WHOA where did you get those?! I haven't seen them! I actually have a bunch of interesting Dorito flavors that I'm going to taste test soon. Gotta get my big hands on these first though!

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

@DanielTheHuman1 Dang, I should have waited one more month and come back on Easter!

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

We are so back

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

@DanielTheHuman1 Got a blood transfusion recently so I feel like I have to be a little more careful with it since it's not my own.

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

Breaking a world record!

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

@KelloPudgerro Good idea! I'll try again tomorrow!

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

@showerskittles I'm self-employed 💔 thanks a lot. Definitely going to have to call in tomorrow now.

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

I feel sick when people are mean to me. Someone sent me a mean DM on Instagram and now I'm thinking I don't even know if I'll feel well enough for my shift tomorrow. I might have to call in. So please stop being mean to me. My boss is getting really tired of it.

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

Please like, comment, share with your friends. This has to work. Failure is not an option.

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

Here goes nothing 🤞

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

Here goes nothing 🤞

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

Spent my life savings on paint today so I can start a paint mixing channel. Really, really need this to work out. This is my last attempt at making something of myself. 🙏

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

@12stepjust4you_ No I actually can't. 😭 the disappointment in their little voices when they get downed is so sad! I'm not cut out for Delulu

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

Me in the final circle of Fortnite Delulu

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

@gooneddummy Hi!

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

$0. I just got scared that my boss would finally realize I've been taking $10 out of the register every day to buy scratcher tickets

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

Guess how much i won on a $10 scratcher ticket today

(Hint: I quit my job afterward)

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

Guess how much i won on a $10 scratcher ticket today

(Hint: I quit my job afterward)

[Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown @mssdmtc]

@606ivy1 Thank you so much!! I love the video!!

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@mssdmtc happy clownniversary, hope this ain't too weird