Morgan Stage

J.D., Esq. ⚖️, Forever a Western Michigan University Bronco 🐴, unexpected Green Bay Packer Cheesehead 🧀, Pop Culture Enthusiast. Grand Rapids MI

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long

[✯ @sine_minaj]

i just heard something that said “they left you confused because clarity would’ve meant accountability” and wow.

[Maira @maira4yo]

Everyone talks about male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girl who can’t find suitable partner cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Me during every single minute of tonight’s episode #TheTraitorsUS

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Girls in their 30s be like, “OMG I’m so behind,” but meanwhile they’ve healed their inner child, stopped people pleasing, left that toxic job, started therapy, learned to enjoy their own company, travel when they want, and actually like themselves now. Like sis. You’re not behind at all. You’re evolving.

[Kat Dunn @itskathryndunn]

Colton says he’s not gonna slow down or change his play style bc he’s used to aggressively stalking people so this aint nothing new for him #thetraitors

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

i would definitely pick my dad to be my dad again and again in every lifetime

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

The most underrated act of kindness is simply letting people be. Let them mispronounce a word, talk too much about a show they love, or get excited about something you don't quite understand. Everyone has something that lights them up, let them shine, even if it's not your thing.

[Vicky ✨ @vickyinatutu]

Having spent the last few years since having my daughter gradually increasing my working hours, I can safely say 3 days a week is optimal and 4 days a week manageable but 5 days or more decreases your quality of life so much it’s not been worth the extra money.

[susa @prinkasusa]

your SPOUSE is the one who’ll sit beside you when your PARENTS DIE. who’ll hold your hand through CHILDBIRTH. who might have to BATHE YOU if you’re ever too sick to stand. this isn’t just about BUTTERFLIES or DATE NIGHTS. it’s about choosing someone who SHOWS UP... in GRIEF, in MESS, in UNCERTAINTY. so no, LOVE ALONE isn’t enough. COMMITMENT, MATURITY, and the ability to ENDURE life’s ugly parts... that’s what sustains a MARRIAGE. because when life gets PAINFULLY REAL, ROMANCE won’t carry you... CHARACTER will. and the truth is, FOREVER is only possible with someone who knows how to STAY when it’s HARD TO LOVE

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Put this group of women on RHOBH

[Rinae @eclipsebooty]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[ash 🌙 // liam 🕊️ @buddiestiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

do you ever just stop and remember this happened

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

Episode 3 of end of an era should’ve been episode 1

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as -
“congrats you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic”.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Christ back in Christmas?
Start with getting Christ back in Christians

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

when someone says they love housewives but don’t watch RHOA or RHOP