Eating food as an American is so depressing because everyday it's like "did you know that thing you've been eating since you were 6 is a class 1 carcinogen and illegal in 87 countries"
I need to talk about what happened to me at Tesco in Northern Ireland today. I’m very vulnerable right now.
My husband and I went to Giant’s Causeway. It’s 90 minutes away from our hotel in Derry. A nice walk. Beautiful scenery. BUT. HALFWAY THROUGH, I felt it coming.
Milltown Mel, famed groundhog meteorologist Punxsutawney Phil’s New Jersey counterpart, has sadly seen the last shadow he’ll ever see. https://t.co/scXltqBnbi
imagine being the reef and saying “pls help I’m dying” and humans responding “I’ve got just the thing” and now you’re being pelted by tennis balls for no discernible reason