Mike Stashwick

Chicago based int'l AX consultant, food guy, music guy, MMA guy, awesome guy. aka @D365Stuff

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Under 30? Higher

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Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.

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I adore that Five Star Bar has 4 SKUs dedicated to sausage giardinera pizza and another 4 SKUs dedicated to Buffalo chicken pizza

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@stypulation @TaylorKinney111 :) the problem is the inn and I live on the same one way street that is totally blockaded. Flew in today and am definitely not cooking tonight haha

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Being overrun by the filming of Chicago Fire at Chipp Inn rn

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The Banshees of Inisherin is incredible and has to be the apex of the “Men will literally do anything to avoid therapy” trend

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Donating to @GovWhitmer campaign just because of this

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Airport fusion

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TFW when your rideshare drivers name is Arson, is wearing heavy duty gloves during a heat wave, and has military bags in the trunk

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Yeah because you put ice in an ice cream float

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

my boss watching me mix new iced coffee with soft serve 👁👄👁

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The urge to loop one song for 8 or more hours

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Is there a service where you can pay someone to handle your vehicle emissions test?

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@FrancisSadac Yeah just found it on Prime

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TFW when you think you’re ahead of the curve with a new movie but find out it was actually released 3+ years ago

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The problem with Howard Stern tapping Brad as a running mate is that I will absolutely vote for a raccoon VP

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@waeschlyus #Wendy2024

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

So glad to live in a nation with gun care and health control.