Marshall Grinstead

[Evil Hag @CursedGoo]

>get a girlfriend
>shes asexual
>that’s cool, I don’t mind
>see her the next day
>two girlfriends

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

MSG is like a magic video game item. It’s a crystal that gives +5 to deliciousness and repels annoying hypochondriacs.

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@Noahpinion Curious how you square your conclusion with “the two income trap” conclusion, which showed that a typical middle class family now with two jobs has less money remaining after essentials now than a comparable one job family in 1965.

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@Noahpinion But housing prices went way up in this period too, right? So a lot of those extra earned dollars were spent on inflated existing houses, which would not stimulate labor demand.

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@laulau61811205 @elder_plinius How do you meditate with AI?

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@KelseyTuoc ...Is it possible Pam Bondi is just 4o wearing a wig?

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@mkonnikova Discovered your podcast recently and have been enjoying it. However, whenever the theme song comes on it makes me rip my headphones off in pain. Would it be possible to switch the music? Or record the same tune on a different instrument than "aggressive trumpet"?

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@shachaf Underdefined. Need to know whether the host will preferentially reveal the bad goat if you pick car initially.

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@GrumpyOrthoDad @Matthewmatical @shachaf @mattecapu But there is an important difference between the two: the host has ruled out 1/3 of the multiverses. In regular Monty hall, you could have selected car, goat A, or goat B with your first guess, and the reveal doesn’t rule any out. In this, it is impossible to select goat B.

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

Some days I feel like a competent guy who has life under control. Other days I find three open and half-consumed boxes of waffles in three different places in the freezer.

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@DaddyWarpig @robertgraham Next you’ll tell me there’s no symbolism in the Flight of the Conchords song “The Seagull”! 😲

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@maximlott If only he was as brave about facing combat as Donald Trump!

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@RichardHanania Weird

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@RichardHanania She’s calling out Trump for torpedoing the recent bipartisan border deal in an attempt to hurt Biden.

[Patrick McKenzie @patio11]

An extended anecdote to demonstrate the power of a Dangerous Professional incantation: “What are my options?”

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@ATRightMovies

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

When I go to a coffee shop, I only care about the vibe, not how fancy their coffee is. But the coffee shops with the best vibes tend to be the ones that proclaim “our coffee is super fancy!!!”

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

@NathanpmYoung @ESYudkowsky Love it, I was hoping this would show up. Please add a row for Mark Kelly!

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

True story: in 1952, young Naval officer Jimmy Carter was lowered into a melted-down nuclear reactor for 90 seconds.

I need someone to write a graphic novel where this is his superhero origin story, and this was when he received his superpower. Which was immortality, clearly. 😆

[Marshall Grinstead @msteadsays]

Amusing surreal out-of-context image generated by my paper game bot #7: (see https://t.co/A6o5DN7mh1)