Matthew St. Louis

I code things

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

People will buy a Jeep and put a “Life Is Good” bumper sticker on it. Yeah for your mechanic maybe!

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[حمزة 𓂆 @probablyhamza]

The weather is so hot so here's a list of things you need to watch out for:
1. how you speak to me

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Only a criminal would spray their license plate with Rustoleum 214944 Reflective Coating to avoid being spied on by Flock cameras.

Don’t do it guys!

[zayden @pemilo123]

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they re afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the potential you see in other people isn’t real. it is a projection of what you would do in their position.

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

Never forget.

[Murph @ninjasniperpon]

She was sent by God to kill the stupid and naive version of you that used to exist. Be grateful.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

wife told me her startup idea and it’s just fraud

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[roo @rootemperature]

before i work on myself does anyone like me insane lol

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Max0r @realMax0r]

my toxic autistic trait is that I can’t lie about probabilities no matter what so I always introduce doubt for no reason into extremely basic directions or statements

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

bitch if u need a 2nd opinion just ask me twice

[Matthew St. Louis @mstlo]

@nataliakaya Marriage is knowing which warnings the pharmacist has already given you and which ones to actually tell you about

[✧ @whotfisDuke]

ragebaiting eachother is basically flirting btw.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

It’s insane how many people are insecure about their appearance but not their character.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i couldn’t ever be a therapist because lemme see a picture of who you’re crying over

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The strawberries in your fridge 2 days after you buy them

[Richard of the secular realm @LatFilosof]

Me reading philosopher A: ”yeah this makes total sense”

Me reading philosopher B absolutely ripping A to shreds: ”wow I can’t believe A is such an idiot”

Me reading A again: ”yeah this makes total sense”.