Matt

[Spitfire @RealSpitfire]

To the idiots celebrating government controlling kids, you just agreed to adults having to hand over facial recognition, digital ID, passports and/or credit card details to prove you are not a child.

Your stupidity is immeasurable.

[🄲🄰🅁🄻 🄷🄰🄻🄻 ❌ @crazycatz2013]

@David90shaw @Gailslinn

[🄲🄰🅁🄻 🄷🄰🄻🄻 ❌ @crazycatz2013]

@JuliaHB1 @Dont_Care_sct

[Monster_ZRO @senpai_yolo]

MY CATS BEEN MISSING FOR OVER A MONTH AND TODAY SHE WAS FOUND AND TURNED INTO THE VET!!

IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW😭 MY GIRLS HOME

[david tebbutt @liamkier59]

@CJPhillips1982 I’m a little worried as I just renewed my season ticket and they gave me a squad number 😀

[England @England]

Your Player of the Match connected by @EE: Rio Ngumoha! 💪

A special debut 🙌

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

Rio Ngumoha gets awarded Player of the Match on his England debut 💫 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Matt @msw_116]

@Redbrigade1969 @DeadlineDayLive Eddie Howe? 😂

[Matt @msw_116]

@hicasamadim 72.

[Wyatt Wall @WallWyatt83683]

🤔👇

[John Redwood @johnredwood]

Net zero advocates say we are running short of water because of changing weather. The main reason is of course the failure to put in new reservoirs to cater for the large increase in population through migration this century. We had plenty of rain last winter.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

She warned him! I give him an A for ingenuity! That darn cat! 🤣😂

[Chris Phillips @CJPhillips1982]

HE SCORES AND SOUTHEND UNITED HAVE WON THE FA TROPHY!!

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

Average balkan diet is like

Breakfast: coffee and cigarette
Lunch: coffee and cigarette
Dinner: 2kg grilled meat, bread, baklava, 2 liters of rakija from a coca cola bottle with a sprite cap

Life expectancy: 90 years

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

West Ham, please save football.

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

Goodbye = God be with you

Holy smoke = election of a Pope

Breakfast = break the fast

Holiday = Holy Day

People have forgotten who they are, they don’t even know what the words they are saying actually mean.

[Baizewatch @baizewatch]

🎙️"𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥"

Take a bow Mark Allen. Fantabulous.

[Trad West @trad_west_]

This is how you fix society btw

[Karen Lee @Karen_karenelee]

I am utterly fed-up of seeing comments about the failure of the assisted suicide Bill. As a nurse of 20+ years & a Mum whose daughter died of cancer I opposed it & would fight it with every breath in my body should it ever reappear. Focus instead on improving Palliative care.