Matthew Oldham

I’m a Christian blue collar worker with 3 kiddos military veteran and a conservative

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@jaz_z_e @ShaneTuttleNCAA Keto acidosis causes this as well basically means your fasting on an empty stomach and you get to going so hard your body starts eating your fat it causes your breath to smell sweet

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@unstoppabviking @AvaVtuber_ K I’ll explain it like I’m 5 in actual combat the f word is just a slang term everyone uses I think it’s funny that the character I’m playing can cuss you out but Ic I say the same thing some Timmy or Tonga will report me I’ve started recording when I use my mic for this reason

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@AmericanaMama_ Walking the f out

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@Evelyn001d I hate how they save it for a pre deployment meal like a last meal

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@izthisJudah Learn how to fucking fight if you fight some one who’s trained fuck this generation is smoked

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@MooseNug @LibOrNormal lol I’m 5-6 shots on by the time he gets to me like shooter stand by beep

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@oelma__ Wife above all you should leave your father and mother and cleave to your wife

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@kellyannelu @_josephine0_ Now I will say this my grandma used to boil her chicken but she would inject it with either lard or butter so it look unappealing from the outside but the inside was full of spices

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@_nativeamerica If I’m not mistaken it could be considered a religious exemption if you did it correctly like a Rastafarian but at the same time if it’s not causing a scene and distracting others I don’t see an issue

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@Monica55dzrh How about mopping the floors then taking a shower and wash the dogs

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@LoudOutside Explain to the police why your in my house missing

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@yamoriaa 2

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@AntiLeftMemes Bet if I’m answering phone calls I’m getting paid and I pay by the hour so every phone call is an hour even it only takes 15 min and if you really want me to be on call I need on call 24 hr pay

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@_josephine0_ MRI machine will love this

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@Sofia50020Sofia Phillips

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@JF_ken1 Isn’t that assault from the kids perspective spit blood and and bodily fluid can be used as a weapon

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@mmilly9191 @best_clips__ This shit happened years ago

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@A_Dick_Tornado @zahrafatma1278 Oh shut the fuxk up not everything revolves around politics maybe if was taken when Biden or Obama was in office who fucking cares Jt’s a dad who just got off work and is trying to feed his family

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@Sniper64286433 lol we haven’t used the desert digital pattern since 2016

[Matthew Oldham @msyoungturkey]

@DonutOperator The dog new friend congrats