Mike in Nottingham

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Absolutely nobody on earth is more petulant or self-involved than UK Labour politicians. They genuinely believe that the worst problem the world faces is that social media forces them to hear from their peasants who are angry with them, and they never stop whining about it.🇬🇧

[Mike in Nottingham @mt16n7]

@DonnaDlm71 Agreed, I still can't get my head around it. If someone is on the floor, clearly in some distress and says "I've been stabbed" multiple times. How that goes to putting handcuffs on them is absolutely beyond me.

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

KEIR STARMER HEARD THE MUSIC.

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

Keir Starmer: Britain's Thickest Twat

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

I know what you’re thinking. The biggest majority in a generation. A historic landslide, a singular mandate, zero organised opposition. How is it even possible for me to fuck this up?

Refill your popcorn. You’ll love this next part.

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[Mikhaila Peterson @MikhailaFuller]

What point does a society have to fall to before there’s a civil war? Because this seems past that point.

[Silkie Carlo @silkiecarlo]

Imagine being so bad at government that you do a national “child safety” push that prompts the opposition of…. Save the Children 🥴

(And they’re right)

[Reclaim The Net @ReclaimTheNetHQ]

13 years ago this month, the Guardian broke the Snowden story...the biggest mass surveillance exposé in history.

Today it calls your concern about ID-linked browsing, spyware in your photos and messages, and broken encryption, "fake outrage" while Starmer's government demands backdoors into your iCloud and calls for people to be arrested for tweets.

The watchdog became the lapdog.

[Emma @MrsEmmaWebber]

Barnaby Philip John Webber
11/01/2004-13/06/2023 💔

If you can, share these images of the beautiful soul stolen from us by the worst of humanity.

Let his face today burn bright.
Barney, I promise you there will be accountability 💛💚

For You. For Grace. For Ian.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Imprecatory Psalms for Dads and Malms @ImprecatoryOne]

Tell him everything he does wrong so he’ll be just like you. Then berate him for not leading.

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

KEIR STARMER HEARS THE MUSIC

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Taking our seats for the 1st time @Catherinewest1 & @wesstreeting

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

THE BRITISH ARE COMING! 🇺🇸🇬🇧

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Happy Saint George’s Day 🗡️to those celebrating. Watch out for dragons 🐉

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

My regular reminder that although I despise Roman Abramovic for multiple reasons, the government of the UK are responsible for the wrecking of @ChelseaFC Their theft, for nakedly political reasons, of the football club has destroyed it

[Æthelstan @TheHauskarl]

This behaviour is so uniquely characteristic of Labour's walking disaster of a regime.

Even when their party is going through what can only be described as the political equivalent of heart attack, the infernal machine upon which it sits somehow continues on without skipping a beat.

You'd think these festering policies that a) nobody campaigned on and b) nobody asked for would slow to a trickle or a canter.

No, they continue head on with full force.

What the hell even is this? Who is running the country?