MT⬡572A

'security researcher' in air quotes - she/her - please send me interesting stuff - DMs open, feel free to ping me for any or no reason

[wint @dril]

no

[Qua Literam @asubparusername]

as a linguist, if you let your children watch this it will slow and disrupt the language acquisition process.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

yeah i found the perfect source for my article, the CEO of a french AI company with no customers

[Xenocrypt @xenocryptsite]

One of my favorite things is when like the Netflix CSS doesn't load and you see that all websites still look like this underneath.

[vicki @vboykis]

i am begging you to stop making me talk to my computer in natural language, in voice calls, in group chats with sparkle emojis, if i want to talk to my bits i am firing up my ide in complete silence, writing my for-loops and sending them to the big SWITCH statement in the sky

[Ran Blekhman @blekhman]

still the best example of how AI works

[we are frighteningly well resourced @poisonjr]

crazy to post this as an entity that is well known for killing a guy

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Read. It’s not what you first think.

[† lucia scarlet 🩸 @luciascarlet]

GIMP is the sacrifice the free software community had to make for Blender to be as good as it is

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

I'm shocked, simply shocked that The World's Smartest Man™️ fell for the "AWS came from Amazon's unused capacity" myth.

[etherret🐾 @witchof0x20]

sorry guys forgot to turn off my jupyter notebook

[folmer @folmerkelly]

- make flash games
- sell them to flashgamelicense
- if you make a weird one, Adult Swim might want it :o
or:
- get through Steam Greenlight
- show your work to indie-focused sites like Indiestatik
and:
- Xbox Live Indie Games is popping off- you’d be on the xbox 360 console!

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Whoa, the secret formula for Coca-Cola is about to be revealed after 132 years!

[MT⬡572A @MT6572A]

@josephfcox does the bonus content just come with the preorder or is there something else to do to eventually get it?

[neural oscillator of uncertain significance @mycoliza]

this is also the hallmark of good engineers

[Tyler Glaiel @TylerGlaiel]

all google needs to do is permanently downrank websites that do this, literally jail the whole domain name for a year whenever they find out about it

[Keno Fischer @KenoFischer]

Programming language where every program has the same source code, but you're allowed to change the compiler.

[charlotte 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @char_bun]

my other mortal enemy actually is automated systems that replace emoticons with emoji. if i meant an emoji i would have typed it. please do not put "😀" in my message

[Nyek - @stupidhoroscope.bsky.social @stupidhoroscope]

Swear to god, so many attempted tech innovations right now boil down to ‘I’ve made a worse smartphone’