morgatron's day off

(she/her) she's on a break.

[morgatron's day off @mt_kleinberg]

a farewell to arms 🫡

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Full Swiss Army knife with a flip out dildo

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BACK ON TWITTER FOR 3 SECONDS JUST TO SAY THERES AN ENTIRE ASEXUAL PLOTLINE IN BIG MOUTH SEASON 6 AND IM SITTING ON MY COUCH SOBBING GO WATCH GO WATCH GO WATCH

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it's been real guys but I need a break from twitter. maybe a forever break but who knows. my last tweet for the foreseeable future will be a retweet of my all time favorite tweet of mine from high school. it came to me at like 9:45a during hs french class, a la some big magic.

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you know the allston rats can groove

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

to a depressed person there is nothing more powerful than a bowl of cereal

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Friend soulmates are a thing nd if you don’t feel that way, you haven’t met yours yet

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not to expose myself here but remember when tumblr got bought by yahoo
yeah it’s over for twitter lads it’s been real

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@HoechstSteph NO NOTES. STELLAR PRODUCTIONS.

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AHAHAHAHAHA I UH I UN AHAHA SNEKWKMSNDNWKWMW AHHHHH AHHH. AHHHHHHhhh!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHGGHHHHHGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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left or right twix?

[Steve @thahumorguy]

my wedding MUST HAVE a drunk confessional room

[ashtyn 🎱 @witchashtyn]

what sign is this??

[Black Julia Roberts is The Criterion Barbie @thecasualrevolt]

Sitcoms are not meant to be 8 episodes. They’re supposed to be 22 episodes over half of which are filler. Y’all don’t appreciate filler anymore and it’s killing television

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major shout out to the guy on the 12:20 train out of boston rolling a perfect joint on a moving train youre a hero dude

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benjamin gates to abigail when he brings her to his dads house after stealing the decl*ration of ind*pendence

[ham mike @griffraff97]

hey babe sorry i have so many curios and relics scattered around my room

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

deadnaming is wrong except for the tappan zee

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teaching my littlest cousins the art of the forehead selfie

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just saw a powerpuff SPRINTING down tremont st i love halloween

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moes southwest grill

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Does everyone have ONE restaurant they went to growing up that was used for every single occasion no matter the mood (birthday, graduation, parents divorce announcement, post-funeral meal) or just my family