Matt Tandy

Done a bit. Seen a bit. Proper grumpy bloke.

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@IKEAUK

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@IKEAUK. Just sat at home missing the kitchen we’ve ordered from you. This is the third time you’ve failed to deliver it. Luckily we’ve only missed 3 days work and paid 2 days for a fitter. Your team on the end of the phone are a joke.

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@StanisElsborg @Jamer1878 read this thread.

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@DorringtonKarl Simply inspiring.

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@mpfjames @ajtracey

[Peter Neville @peteneville65]

For those who don't fully understand what is up with the NHS, here is a thread for you that might help.

I'm a consultant physician working as a doctor in the NHS in Yorkshire and Wales for 32 years now. I have experienced the NHS at its best (2008) and its worst (2022).

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@geezerbutler @elonmusk How on earth has a gerrard butler parody account got a blue tick???

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@muffew23. My sincerest apologies. It was wrong of me to single you out. It was wrong of me to doubt your picks. I am embarrassed and ashamed.

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@fesshole

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@MatthewPHoh Hell of a woman.

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@highfieldboxing @Ellidwez @muffew23

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@andybanks47 @sportbible Yeah I was to be fair. But it’s irrelevant because it has to be ZZ.

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@LukeSJ123 @sportbible The classic stat man. Bore off you fucking tube. Stats will have you putting Ronaldinho in the bin. Watch some ball first you maggot.

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@sophielouisecc A grain of rice. Just a thing with more about it than you.

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@utdreport A pint of lager and two packet of crisps.

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@DorringtonKarl @DannyDeraney Wow. I don’t even know where to begin.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This is a very powerful way to use urban art

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@sportbible Football is about moments, it can give the highest highs and lowest lows. KDB is one of the best, but where are the moments? Sterile football in a sterile team. Fucking stats. The stat brigade would put Ronaldinho in the bin given half the chance.

[Matt Tandy @mtandyboy]

@sportbible Those of you banging out stats go to games and watch through your phones. Bore off. In twenty years nobody will be talking about KDB’s stats. But ZZ’s volley? The controlled turn straight from the keeper. Sitting 3 defenders down. The final against Brazil. Absolute poet. ZZ ❤️