Matt Burgess

Sr. Cloud Application Architect @awscloud. Software Engineer, Cloud Architect, Sticky Toffee Pudding Connoisseur. Opinions mine.

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

@RoyalMailHelp @RoyalMail is someone even going to attempt to deliver my stuff? Unacceptable.

[Tim Wronka @TimWronka]

34 years ago today, Sgt. Al Powell helped stop a terrorist attack at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. May his bravery never be forgotten.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

150 kilograms of acorns stored by a squirrel in a transmitting antenna.
https://t.co/exDGsZMayj

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

Great achievement by the lionesses 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁 #itscomehome

[Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport @DCMS]

Record breaking.

Game changing.

Awe-inspiring.

CONGRATULATIONS @Lionesses on winning @WEURO2022

#WEURO2022

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

@Charles_Robert5 This is exactly my thought! If it doesn’t have a name and domain, it’s destined to fail (at least in my head)

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

My toxic (and expensive) trait is buying a new domain everytime I think of a new side project

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

@sthulb Feels like they’ve fixed it. Had the 14” since release and haven’t noticed the imprint (yet) unlike previous models

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

@codewithibrahim “It’s just a few lines of code right?”

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

“Russian warship, go f*** yourself.”

…and…

“I need ammunition, not a ride.”

…are quite the rallying cries to fight an invading army.

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

@gilesdavis Thanks! I suspect it’s luck not having to deal with Windows too much 🤣

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

TIL Windows has a file path length limit of 260 characters by default 🙄

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

@monzo Let’s hope I don’t end up regretting wanting something akin to HAL9000 living with me #MonzoTopUpMyPot

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

If you send me an email pretending to be an out of office auto reply in the subject line, you are GUARANTEED to be getting 1 more hit on your unsubscribe link from me. Bye!

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

@sthulb @rchrdbyd I will now await the reply all version of this to the entire org

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

You know somebody out there is living this life

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

git commit -m “updated year to 2022”

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

Shortbread is great. Shortbread dunked in tea is NEXT LEVEL

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

@ASpittel Best advice I was ever given is when you think you’ve tried everything, walk away for 10 mins

[Matt Burgess @mtburge_]

After COVID, if we could put the same amount of scientific energy into solving the mystery of vanishing socks in the washing machine we’ll all be better off.