Mary Thornton

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

“it’s bad bitch o’clock” i say to myself as i take my melatonin and hop in bed

[Mary Thornton @mthornton12]

Me: I’m running late, turn on the bachelor and tell me if anything interesting happens
Eric: *excitement rising*

[Mary Thornton @mthornton12]

@JennyWestendorf She’s the man >

[Mary Thornton @mthornton12]

Hannah B get out of my liiiiiiifeeeeee

[gabby veri @gabbyveri]

if i want it done right guess i’ll have to do it myself!!!!

me: *does the thing*
the thing: *is wrong*

[Mary Thornton @mthornton12]

Is wizardry allowed in college football? #OSUvsCLEM

[CNN @CNN]

"President Trump will, no doubt, want voters to give him credit for his tax law, which he promised would lead to more investment, more jobs, higher wages and faster growth. But none of those promises have been fulfilled." - Michael Linden | Perspectives https://t.co/yWkPqX5jFE

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I’m dying. This is THE most backhanded shitty compliment I’ve EVER gotten. Bar NONE! I’m dyin 😂😂😂

[Mary Thornton @mthornton12]

@aaroncarter I see you unblocked me. Happy birthday!

[Mary Thornton @mthornton12]

Seriously @aaroncarter we all hate you now

[Mary Thornton @mthornton12]

I dont know what’s worse this game or sticking pins in my own eyes

[LifeIsLuvv @damali101]

Women should not have to fight for our own protection. Men should be doing that.

Black people should not have to fight for our own protection. White people should b doing that

LGBTQ should not have to fight for our own safety and protection. Straight people should b doing that.

[Mary Thornton @mthornton12]

@cejohnst That’s super lame. I was gonna be you

[Mary Thornton @mthornton12]

@cejohnst Ugh same what are you being this year

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This honestly is how Borat speaks. https://t.co/q3YIFoidjJ

[Mary Thornton @mthornton12]

@cejohnst The Krying Krab

[gabby veri @gabbyveri]

Real life conversation I just had

[Mary Thornton @mthornton12]

Our last musical party guest didn't show... we won't let that happen again. Pls help. #ACstillsucks https://t.co/zH40H6cJUL