mtlife101

Amateur social #media fan. Professional alcohol ninja.#Gamer. Passionate #tv junkie.

[mtlife101 @mtlife101]

I just saw a giant spider in my room so I sprayed it with hairspray. It's not dead, but its hair looks fabulous.

[mtlife101 @mtlife101]

I could write an entire book on excuses... but I have to drop my dog off at the airport.
#lol

[mtlife101 @mtlife101]

That moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow. #lol #Friday

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There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I'll kill you all. #FRANED

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@blackbeutt @Pret but seriously someone just ate my sandwich today 🧐

[mtlife101 @mtlife101]

Never make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for longer than 6 months.
#NationalTellAJokeDay

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@hamada1431 i did not 😫

[mtlife101 @mtlife101]

I think I may have misunderstood my boss at work ,yesterday when she told me that she wanted to see me hard at work #FridayFeeling #FML

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I thought I was having deja vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day. F**k my life 😠😡😔
#FML

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#FridayFeeling

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@bxtchElocin i will try 😐

[mtlife101 @mtlife101]

Do u want to live the best story that u thought u ever could or wake up when you're 70 and say shit i should've done some different things.

[mtlife101 @mtlife101]

Exercise makes you look and feel better naked ... But, so does alcohol.
choose wisely my friend 😑😑😑
#FridayFeeling

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truthful, One of my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.😬😬😬
#SundayMorning #sunday #lol

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lazy sunday face , while going through the #AusOpen #bbcsp #DesertIslandDiscs #Peston #marr #TheresaTheAppeaser #sunday

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felling great!!! wait a minute today is the day #DonaldTrump becoming a president, okay change that to scared,terrified... #FridayFeeling

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whoever came up with this ideas ( #NationalPopcornDay ) should be hunted and shot down, and then again I love Popcorn 😑

[mtlife101 @mtlife101]

@hamada1431 I am back or am i ? 😱

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The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behaviour
#Saturday ,🙃

[mtlife101 @mtlife101]

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.