Elongated Muskrat 🐀

Salvageman. the Prairie will provide. not a parody account.

[Sarah M^ @firefang78]

Gee, thanks Ronald... 🤬

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

With $300 billion, we could end homelessness, fund cancer research for 40 years, and give every child free pre-K for over 7 years. Instead, Trump is sending it to Iran. This is not America First. Not even close.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran

[Elongated Muskrat 🐀 @mtsavageman]

@KurtAlme Fuck off swamp thing. Montana deserved a choice. asshole.

[Greta Berlin @Truegreta]

I stood at this pool, at both monuments and saw both reflections…
He’s a God damn idiot, as are the fools that support him. The “Reflection Pool” wasn’t designed by American architect Henry Bacon a hundred years ago to look like a swimming pool. It’s designed to have a darkened characteristics that has reflective qualities to reflect the monuments.
That way, the Washington Monument is reflective to you when at the Lincoln Memorial, and when at the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial is reflective to you.
It’s designed to enhance the grandeur of monuments, create an illusion of reflection, and inclusion of expansive space of unity.
He’s a tacky vulgar person that vulgarizes everything he touches. America isn’t becoming great, it’s becoming vulgar.

Credit - Mathew Reed

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Trying to understand how it’s legal for a POTUS to tell voters he’ll ensure their state receives funding if they vote like he tells them to while promising they won’t receive the said funding if they disobey his orders on who to vote for

Thought we fought a revolution over this?

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Albanians don’t want Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump ruining their land.
They know that everything the Trumps touch dies.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

JUST IN: Albania is on fire right now.

Over 300,000 people shutting down the capital.

They refuse to hand their land to Jewish billionaires.

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

"Encontré una isla en mitad del mediterráneo de 1.400 hectáreas y decidí que allí es donde quiero vivir, es la culminación de mis reflexiones en todos mis viajes".

La hija de Trump y su marido sionista decidieron comprar una isla en Albania con zonas naturales protegidas y especies en peligro de extinción, para construir un resort de lujo al estilo de Epstein para ricos capitalistas.

Mientras los albaneses protestan en las calles por la compra de las tierras y la destrucción del ecosistema, la barbie parásita dice que decidió por capricho comprar una isla porque quiere vivir en mitad del mediterráneo... poco se odia a estas garrapatas capitalistas.

[Marcus d’Osint 🎒🕊️ @WarFrontIntel]

The onion never misses. 😂

[Elongated Muskrat 🐀 @mtsavageman]

@theSOURCE406 Pretty weak on the Laffey face emojis. Every thing ok with you?

[Elongated Muskrat 🐀 @mtsavageman]

@theSOURCE406 Let me educate you bro. So you don’t seem like such a bigot. People use Waffle House as a racist dog whistle. You’ll see memes and AI videos portraying “average Waffle House” It’s a lazy way to signal “ghetto” or “low-class Black behavior”

[Elongated Muskrat 🐀 @mtsavageman]

@theSOURCE406 I’m just curious on your choice of pretend restaurants in your fantasy scenario. Why Waffle House? I think it’s because the negative connotation it has and its relation to blacks. And I think you know that.

[Elongated Muskrat 🐀 @mtsavageman]

@theSOURCE406 Why a Waffle House? Just wondering if you like to blow the race whistle as much as you like blowing billionaires. Real question. Thanks.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Call me crazy, but I want my tax dollars to go towards feeding hungry kids instead of bombing Iran.

[Elongated Muskrat 🐀 @mtsavageman]

@theSOURCE406 Easy tough guy. Don’t strain your tweeting fingers. Lol

[Elongated Muskrat 🐀 @mtsavageman]

@theSOURCE406 So funny to me. This guy is terminally online in this hell site. Responding to any and all criticisms against this administration. But still he gets like 40 interactions a tweet. Pathetic. And all with a blue check. Lol