mttclytn

“If nothing else, be memorable.” Retired Never-Has-Been football goalkeeper. Pulp guy. Dad of 2 great boys. Husband of an angel.

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

@stoolpresidente For the first time in his life, big boy bit off more than he could chew.

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

@Blakeandmild @DAKKADAKKA1 Or REITs.

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

@ztisdale Barf.

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

@PeterSweden7 Fake food. Another great reason Canadians put massive tariffs on US dairy.

[Timmins Rock @TimminsRock]

🚨 Trade Alert 🚨 The TIMMINS ROCK have acquired forward Kai Clayton from the Kirkland Lake Goldminers in exchange for a player development fee. Welcome to the Rock, Kai! 🏒🔥 Let's rock the rink together! #TimminsRock #WelcomeKai #NewRockEnergy

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

@RearAdBsBlog @BizNasty2point0 Marchand got Marchanded.

[Jim Fannon Dominican Real Estate 🇨🇦 🇩🇴 @jimfannon]

Canada under @JustinTrudeau https://t.co/O9W9ezVm22

[Adrian @Pools_Point]

Two months ago, on December 6th, the Oilers sat 12 points back of the #Canucks.

After some stellar play and a 16 game win streak, they have closed the gap to 14 points.

[Swan Valley Stampeders @SVStampeders]

TRADE NEWS | Swan Valley Stampeders have acquired Kai Clayton from the French River Rapids for a PDF.

Details | https://t.co/xtfDRGXsfv

#StampederHockey

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

@stclairashley @Delta Are we just going to jump to your conclusions, and also, ignore your botched nose job?

[Ontario Jr Reign @ontariojrreign]

looks like Reign in the forecast cause it’s Gameday 🌧️

⏰ 2:15 PM
📍 Ontario Center Ice Arena
🆚 @lasvegastbirds
📺 @MyHockeyTV
🎟️ https://t.co/dBc5Uznpnq

[Coquitlam Express @BCHLExpress]

Announcing our two players of the week!

Well done, boys 🤝

#AllAboard

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

@Steve_Real @SadClubCommish Love Nash… but we wouldn’t have had the patience to keep him until his Allstar years.

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

@mkghockey Amen, brother.

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

Is this @FriedgeHNIC or Ron Burgundy? We need answers.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

u can’t sell houses u don’t own
u can’t sell cars u don’t own
but
u *can* sell stock u don’t own!?
this is bs – shorting is a scam
legal only for vestigial reasons

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

@SirMitchellJ Is he listening to the same song being played in the video?

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

@taitross23 @Dartmouth_MIH Congrats Tait!

[mttclytn @mttclytn]

@mkghockey @RonBohning *than. (couldn’t resist)

[Justin Bourne @jtbourne]

Not sure I’ve ever seen a cleaner definition of “pass off the pads” on a rush. Trying to score 0% on the initial shot.