Mark J

"Flag shagger" (@lew7209) | "Shouldn't be allowed to vote" (@Dazmondo) | "Walks up hills for fun" (@Axolotlabot) | #CUFC

[Joe 🇬🇧 🩵 Reform UK @Verbal_Vortex]

"I Can't Change Your Mind?" "No." Moment Restore Britain Canvasser Is Bluntly Rejected by Makerfield Reform UK Voter

[Mark J @mtuj1974]

@BasilTheGreat @theipaper So it would be sensible for us all to get behind Reform now and stop Burnham, wouldn't it?

[Benoit Blanc Enjoyer @BenoitBlancFan]

The last story in Televised Doctor Who is about a man who shags a fish.

[Mark J @mtuj1974]

I used to love Doctor Who.
I'm delighted it's been put out of its misery.

[Mark J @mtuj1974]

@DPJHodges This is terrible news for Burnham. I'd expect most Restore voters to switch back to Reform now.
Game on.

[TimeForReform @TimeForReform29]

🚨 Confirmed 🚨

I have been told that A LOT of potential restore voters are switching back to Reform thanks to @antmiddleton

There will be very little restore support by next week

That 4% polling is about to be drop

[L @SomeBitchIIKnow]

Whoever at X who decided to replace the "copy link" button with "send via DM" deserves to be thrown into an alligator pit.

[Mark J @mtuj1974]

@AlfredTheMid @FarRightSkip How will handing Burnham the keys to No. 10 and giving us 5 more years of extreme socialism help to fix things?
Genuine question btw

[Mark J @mtuj1974]

@DPJHodges I can only conclude that Burnham's polling must be dire

[Mark J @mtuj1974]

@SartorialThug Suspiciously, that journal appears to be targeted entirely at you. It’s like the beer & bosoms equivalent of Neo’s white rabbit.

[Mark J @mtuj1974]

@RupertLowe10 Do you ever stop whining?

[Raheem J. Kassam @RaheemKassam]

@RupertLowe10 This is the most victimhood cry baby shit I’ve ever heard. You’re not a leader, you’re a bitch.

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

You must be gutted it’s too late to prosecute them.

[Mark J @mtuj1974]

@benhabib6 @TheCoronaCure @RestoreBritain No-one disagrees with that in principle, but this isn’t just any by-election. A Burnham win means he becomes PM, calls a GE, and we get 5 more years of Labour. It’s that simple. The left are uniting behind him to ensure that happens … we need to do the same and get behind Reform

[Mark J @mtuj1974]

@benhabib6 @TheCoronaCure @RestoreBritain No-one disagrees with that in principle, but this isn’t just any by-election. A Burnham win means he becomes PM, calls a GE, and we get 5 more years of Labour. It’s that simple. The left are uniting behind him to ensure that happens … we need to do the same and get behind Reform

[AD @AD48828231]

Tuchel you’re the one

My grandad bombed your mum

Footballs coming home again

[𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗜𝗧🌹🇬🇧 @graeme_from_IT]

American guy tries English mustard for the first time, but treats it like American mustard.

As seen on Reddit…

[Mark J @mtuj1974]

@seb_cufc Big club innit.
Bit like us really, those odds are probably because we pull in a Championship attendance to watch us get turned over by a team that sounds like a tube station

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Arne Slot saying goodbye to the Liverpool squad:

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?