Tomi Kirkland

I'm mom to the worlds cutest baby and big boy, wife to the world's greatest husband, teacher of English, and a country girl. People say I'm Loud, which is true.

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

@PatrickMahomes You may have a dad bod, but your wife @BrittanyLynne has the opposite of a mom bod! #SISwimsuit

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

@NCIS_CBS Binge watching all the episodes. At season 14; do you ever start putting actual liquid in the coffee cups??? I can’t be the only watcher the empty coffee cups drive crazy?!?!?

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

Loxley: “Mom? Do you have to go to Nebraska?? You just, just make the world run smoother when you’re home!”

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

@walkerhayes I found out today that you have your own Loxley! I hope she is as fiercely independent, kind and imaginative as my own Loxley Jain!

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

The raising of the youngest old people is still going well…Loxley used the phrase, “Not your cup of tea!” on her dad yesterday. #LoxleyJain

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

@SXMTheHighway
Maybe you could help Dillon Scott and @TheTimMcGraw get together to make a deal: Dillon wants a #NewTruck while Tim is selling one for #7500obo 😉

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

Loxley, 8yo: “Mom? Why do toots make noise? I mean some are silent...”
🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ Queue lots of giggles 😂😂

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

@buzzbrainard I’m very uncomfortable right now with the underwear convo.

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

7yoLox:”Why am I always the 1st one up and dressed in our family?”
Me:”Guess I’m not sure, sweetie. You’re just ready for the day”
Lox:”Maybe it’s because I don’t want it to all the sudden be noon and I’m still in my pajamas”
Me:You can check your judgment at the door, LittleMiss

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

The 10yo’s current favorite country song on the @SXMTheHighway is “Wine, Beer, Whiskey” @littlebigtown

His favorite line: “My friend the Captain
We call him Morgan
He likes to anchor down and hang over 'til mornin.”

I’m torn between being proud and appalled. #LexingtonThomas

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

I feel like there’s less chance for homocide when the sun is shining. Sincerely, Mom of two during COVID-19

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

Me (hiding in my closet to read the latest #Quarantime news): “How’d you two find me?” after the two Ls came in asking a thousand questions. Lexington: “It’s our super power!” #LexingtonThomas #LoxleyJain #PleaseSendSanity

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

While in #Quarantime we watched my early 2000s favorite “Kate and Leopold” only to be informed by the 7 and 10 that they like @RealHughJackman way better in “The Greatest Showman” and that Marvel movie... #ToEachTheirOwn

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

@JocelynToso Yes, but it doesn’t count with my own kiddos!

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

Mom,on Monday: “You both need to wash your hands more at school. Anytime you think of it or walk by the bathrooon, wash your hands.”
Loxley, today: “Mrs. Evans says we have to wash our hands more. I did it all the time today!” Apparently it’s only true if the teacher says it 🙄😂

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“I didn’t acknowledge her or might have thrown a dumbbell at her face.” #QuotesFromGrace #ThrowADumbbell

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Talking to LTK about driving to Missouri next summer, I say: “We can stay halfway, in North Platte. My Uncle Dick lives there.”
LTK: “YOU HAVE AN UNCLE NAMED DICK?!? His name is really DICK??!??”
Followed by uncontrollable giggling from two 4th grade boys 🙄😂#BoysAreSoImmature

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Announcer: “Best halftime show in a while.”
6yo Loxley, her voice full of judgement: “But was it????” #SuperBowlLIV #LoxleyJain

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

Rachael, trying to figure out how to renew her driver’s license and Loxley says, “Why’s life so complicated?” #Truth #LoxleyJain #DMV

[Tomi Kirkland @muchlovedtami]

Rykel: ”She’s the Dollar Store version of me.”
Me: “So are you the Family Dollar version?”
Rykel: “No. I’m the Tiffany & Co. version!” @kel_menor
#NeverADullMoment #ThisIs2020