I opened the fridge seeking nourishment,
but found only vibes and a bottle of water.
And I was troubled greatly.
I said, “Tomorrow I begin discipline.”
And tomorrow said, “We shall see.”
My bank account was low,
yet my online cart overflowed.
Truly, temptation walketh among us.
I prepared to sleep early and fix my life.
But a random thought at 2am said,
“Let us remember embarrassing moments from 2009.”
And it came to pass that I set many alarms,
yet I arose not from my bed.
For the snooze button had hardened my heart.
And I said, “This day I shall be productive.”
But lo, the phone was in my hand,
and the hours vanished like vapor.
Dear beloved, I beseech thee, kindly tell me, is there a disturbance in the network of @moniepointng at this hour? For my transactions go not forth, and I would know if the matter lieth with the service or with mine own device. I thank thee in advance for thy reply.
I have been calling access bank number since yesterday they never direct me to talk to customer service for over 3weeks now I can’t access my account @myaccessbank cc: @cenbank@fccpcnigeria