Mat Toor

Middle aged but fighting it. Losing the war but winning the odd battle.

[David P GCSE (multiple) @DavidPGCSE]

"Probably need an ounce mate, not stopping til Monday now"

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I think they blackballed me because of this.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

David Attenborough is officially too old to play with Lego.

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@NordRants @BarackObama @MichelleObama @ObamaFoundation 14 followers and dropping.

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@TotalExtinction @TheSaviour 8 followers. Thick as shit.

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@kc_spackler @Oldglorycries Well I bet he was gutted. Fucking eejit.

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@Maria_Kasper29 @Oldglorycries Yeah. I bet he wishes he’d achieved what you have Maria.

[Mat Toor @muckton]

May not be the Bruce song we want. But it’s the one that we need. https://t.co/Ii5Ilg12pD

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@BurnleyOfficial T

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@OJoelsen They can’t spell Arctic😆

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@TheOscarRace The director was a woman.

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

Jesse Watters tried to make a protester he dubbed "Antifa Kermit" look menacing. I added the words of Secretary of Homeland Security describing Antifa along with some footage of Antifa protesters from an ABC affiliate Local 10 News. The music is royalty free.🎶🪩💃🕺

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@SkyNews I live in Bournemouth and this article is 100% horseshit.

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@putrifact @PrivateEyeNews If you were British you would know. So fuck off.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
https://t.co/CWFC2tkfpg

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@Fritzer77 @springsteen Bot

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@gr8fuljon @bobmadigan_wvu @TonyDortie He told Reagan to jog on in 84 you muppet.

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@gr8fuljon @TonyDortie 60 times my arse.

[Mat Toor @muckton]

@TomMcGuire_12 @TonyDortie Shut up you turnip. And by the way, Trump is a fucking joke to the rest of the world.