5 paying customers at the late show, during my set the waitress quit and then her husband came in and had a loud confrontation with the owner about 20 feet from the stage...I did an hour like it was a full house, one of the 5 gave me $100 tip.
Fuck you, I Am Comedy
National emergencies declared under Obama:
To aid Somalia
To aid Libya
To aid Yemen
To aid Ukraine
To Aid Venezuela
National emergencies declared by Trump:
To aid America
And yet itโs Trump who is abusing his power?
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2016 Jussie: Trump is gonna be indicted.
2017 Jussie: Trump is gonna be indicted.
2018 Jussie: Trump is gonna be indicted.
2019 Jussie: I got indicted.