Simon

cycling & rugby, beers & coffee. Sale Sharks supporter.

[Simon @muddydwarf]

This week can fuck right off.
Just buried my old girl.
16yrs & 10 days I knew you sweetheart.
Good Night Minx.

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@GBNews23653867 @antsweeney86 He could call it the Brigada de Investigación Social maybe?

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@ATRightMovies Inherit The Wind

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@sagonyth @Sam_LUFC__ This is what happened to Crapaud fascist scum.

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@zarahussain999 @RestoreBritain Well , you do.
See above...

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@HuttonVinno101 @MaggieAlphonsi @JulesPR_ Reductio Ad Absurdum you fucking cretin.

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@pringle_gw69994 @dave43law @ReaperSteven Bullshit.

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@maloroek @SangitaMyska Do you often soil yourself in public like this?
Is it because of your generationally-induced colonial inbreeding, or did your mother's meth addiction play a role too?

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@7dtdFreak @BotFinderUK Leave your in Wetherspoons did you?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I remember when Zack Polanski RT'd a person criticising the Police's excessive use of force.

He was publicly condemned by the MET Chief as if he had committed a serious crime.

Nigel Farage incites riots, AGAIN, and we have complete silence.

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@hollieshouse_ @WrenKitchens They are liars, incompetents & crooks.
I wish I'd never heard of them. I've had their components in my bedroom for a month now & STILL not installed.
My entire renovation, my life, is on hold because of the incompetence of these lying bastards.

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@WrenKitchens do NOT use @WrenKitchens, they are incompetents, liars & crooks. I've had my installation date put back 4X now & they STILL have failed to complete.
Items are STILL missing, & I've no idea when this job will end.
I want a full refund from you lying bastards.

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

Farage says we should pour cold rage...

Does he remember what happened to these two?

[Bob Morgan 🇬🇧🇺🇦 💙 @Bbmorg]

The Farage Southport rioters went to prison and Farage bought another house.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

When Metropolitan Police officer Wayne Couzens kidnapped and murdered Sarah Everard, Nigel Farage released a five-minute video urging people not to attack men or the police.

Today, in response to the murder of Henry Nowak, he called for "pure cold rage."

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@JynnyJames @ZiaYusufUK Get an adult to read it to you.
Not a family member obviously, someone who isn't so inbred as to make the Hapsbergs look diverse.

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@zubirahmed @ZiaYusufUK You spelt 'eradicated' wrongly..

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@WhiteHouse That's what he tells little girls.

How does it feel to simp for a paedophile? Is this what you thought your career would be when you started out?
Are you ashamed yet?

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@AlexEthers @cornwall_fraser Right now we'd lose to half the Championship.

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@MacLeftie You need a helmet cam 😂

[Simon @muddydwarf]

@MoorlandsH @GingerMH @SaleSharksRugby There are players who are provenly talented rugby players, so it has to be coaching. If i can predict what's going to happen then any rugby coach will be doing so.