Mudit Khandelwal

Banker | football Cricket fan | Unprofessional Gamer | Beer Drinker | Funny Bone|

[Mudit Khandelwal @muditkh]

Teacher: Define Escalator ?

@iamsrk : Main thehra raha zameen chalne lagi..!!

[anand mahindra @anandmahindra]

Winning against the Chinese. In China.

At the Asian Relay Championships.

Srabani, Sudeshna, Sneha & Tamanna in the 4x100 relay.

Power. Speed. Grace. Commitment.

But above all, teamwork.

This clip has it all.

I’m watching it on loop.

More of this please. 🇮🇳

[Mudit Khandelwal @muditkh]

Best Bollywood SPY movies
1. Dhurandhar
2. Baby
3. War
4. Holiday
5. 16 December

[BJP West Bengal @BJP4Bengal]

6 accused arrested in the attack on Abhishek Banerjee were close associates of former TMC MLA Lovely Maitra until a month ago.
This wasn’t an attack. This was staged political drama by TMC.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

తెలంగాణ రాష్ట్ర ఆవిర్భావ దినోత్సవం సందర్భంగా తెలంగాణ ప్రజలకు హృదయపూర్వక శుభాకాంక్షలు.తెలంగాణ ప్రజలు తమ సృజనాత్మకతకు, వ్యాపార దృక్పథానికి ప్రసిద్ధులు. ఈ రాష్ట్రం ధైర్యానికి, సంకల్పానికి,పోరాట స్ఫూర్తికి ప్రతీకగా నిలిచిన గొప్ప చరిత్ర, వైభవోపేతమైన సంస్కృతిని కలిగి ఉంది.
వికసిత భారత్‌ అనే మన స్వప్నాన్ని సాకారం చేసే దిశగా తెలంగాణ అభివృద్ధి ప్రస్థానానికి కేంద్ర ప్రభుత్వం సంపూర్ణ సహకారం అందించడానికి కట్టుబడి ఉంది. తెలంగాణ రాష్ట్ర ప్రజలందరికీ మంచి ఆరోగ్యం, సుఖసంతోషాలూ,విజయాలూ కలగాలని ప్రార్థిస్తున్నాను.

[Ivar🇵🇸 @Voidwalkerx_]

No hate toward them. They’re housewives who never had the chance to explore the world. At least they aren’t doing cringe dances or making the place dirty.

[Raja Babu @GaurangBhardwa1]

Is saal Mumbai Indians IPL jeetegi ✍🏻✍🏻

[Punjab Lens - Unfiltered @punjablens]

Bhagat Singh in Australia, Rajguru In US, Sukhdev in Germany….

[Giorgia Meloni @GiorgiaMeloni]

Thank you for the gift

[Ram Gopal Varma @RGVzoomin]

I will take a bet that you yourself did not understand what you yourself tweeted (supposedly) 😂😂😂

[Dr Gill @ikpsgill1]

savings after all EMIs, taxes…

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Same energy

[Mudit Khandelwal @muditkh]

@GabbbarSingh Actually, Mothers get relaxed time to stay at their parental home during summer vacations without the tension of waking up early for their kids’ school.

[Mudit Khandelwal @muditkh]

@RajeshwariRW One can't buy seat

[Mudit Khandelwal @muditkh]

@friendliighost @airtelindia Exactly.. that IVR is waste..

[Mudit Khandelwal @muditkh]

@LucknowIPL

[Harsh @huntheharsh]

In peak India moment today, I got scolded by an uncle on bike for walking on the footpath during traffic hours. He said and I quote, “pagal hai kya be, footpath koi chalne ki jagah hai?”

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Travis Head out on duck and Pat Cummins got silenced in Ahemdabad but it's 905 days late

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Hindi Twitter 😭

[Rajasthan Royals @rajasthanroyals]

Our #PinkPromise tonight: Every six hit today will light up 6 homes with solar energy 💗☀️

Delighted to have Solar Engineer Asha Meghwal from the Royal Rajasthan Foundation as our toss representative tonight ✨

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | TVK Chief Vijay meets Tamil Nadu Governor Rajendra Vishwanath Arlekar at the Lok Bhavan.

With the support of Congress, CPI, CPI(M), VCK and IUML, 121 MLAs are now in support of TVK, and its path to form a government in the state is now clear.

(Source: Lok Bhavan)