Sid Viscous

I do a lot of posturing for a guy who slouches so much

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

My life is like Benjamin Button but in reverse

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

@orchid_hq Genuinely nothing has ever made me feel worse about life than this ad

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

@Ingridpilled I think your “take” is more indicative of a thinking that sex itself isn’t a meaningful experience. It really is, you should find someone willing to do it with you.

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

@thescottleese Saw on LinkedIn one person was on their first day of paternity leave. Brutal.

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

@capybaroness Adaptation is one of the best performances of all time imo

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer.

“It’s time I did another movie.”

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

My man

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Conservatives don’t even try to justify the war in Iran now they just look at you like this

[Emile Hirsch @EmileHirsch]

Speed Racer limited Theatrical re-release in April and new 4K dropping 5/19

I'm genuinely excited to see the film again on IMAX

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

CEO OF OREO: “I would advise that everyone eat 50 Oreos a day. Maybe even 100.”

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

@ethanharlig That would be nice 😉 I could talk to all the sexy ladies in the spin class just like real life 😉! Can’t ban me from a gym I never actually walked into!

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

@ethanharlig So true! Especially a few years ago when you posted this there was a really bad illness going around so people should have been doing it!

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

@ethanharlig Wow so true! This is so interesting 🤔 you have the coolest insights!

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

@diehardzaman @JeffDLowe So facts, is it this guys first day on the spreadsheets 😭 is it this guys first day working at the explaining stuff store? This guy sucks.

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

@letterboxd Surprisingly good takes, but saying “you can’t beat that in film” about godfather 1 when most people agree that godfather pt. 2 is the better film is pretty funny lol

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

@barnabasgridley Hey man I saw your reply is still up on will menakers post. Can you delete that please? I got there first. Also my life’s going really bad right now and I just need this. Thanks!

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

@barnabasgridley @willmenaker Hey man I really need this right now can you just delete it

[Sid Viscous @mudpieleaver]

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