mudtree

Proud member of the Anti Growth Coalition - mainly the admin. This growth doesn't anti itself you know

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Gonna use this one as my pinned tweet

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@SellingAMirror oh my gosh, oh my gosh. You have to see this
https://t.co/YnXLj6qVde

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Going to the blue place. Apologies to my 188 followers. Hopefully porn bots and bars I went to maybe once will soon migrate as well.

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@fesshole I love the implication that any other type of shower gel might have delivered a perfect oral sensation

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Brilliant work from @ao today. Paid £55 for a morning delivery.

Received text this morning to say it would be between 2 and 6.
@ao Missed that.
Then advised between 7 and 7 (lol). @ao Missed that.
Rang after 7 to check. Call centre closed. Brill. Good work chaps 👍

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9 dart finish Cor Dekker!

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I caught this out the corner of my eye and thought that they'd CGI'd MVG projectile vomiting @DanDartsDawson

[Benefits @Benefitstheband]

Our brand new pop video goes live Tuesday morning at 945AM. It’s mint.

Come watch with us live, you bring the Butterkist, we’ll bring the Kia-Ora. https://t.co/G5GswATd4k

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Asking your scouse friend what his favourite hotel referenced in a White Stripes song is

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Hold on a second mate, let me just look that up on X

You know, the everything app!?

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@fesshole It's an airing cupboard, for those wondering

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@QueuesPub On a related note, quite a few Stonegate pubs now use 'dynamic pricing' to increase prices at busy times! The one I went to the other day is also littered with (really bright) LED screens purely for advertising. Truly horrid!

[Crabtree Cavaliers @Cavaliers_CC]

2024 Single Wicket Winner: @NathanWickk
2024 Plate Winner: @mudtree

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@fesshole This you bro?

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@ThatsSoVillage Recovered from 48/7 to post 155ao. Had them at 6/3 before their captain hit a remarkable 116, but top edged it with 6 runs required! A slightly lopsided scorecard for them...

[Jennifer Blair @SqueakinglyJen]

So much about the immigration and asylum system is just completely unknown to people day to day. Some examples:

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I’m positive this is hard and impressive because it’s in the Olympics but why does it look like what a toddler shows you after saying “look what I can do!”

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Don't remember submitting this?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Facing redundancy and playing the victim card at work, but secretly it's the best thing that could have happened. Walk away from a job I wanted to quit but with a healthier bank account. Just never had the guts to leave.

[ali @ali__samson]

How it started. How it’s going

The ultimate.

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The French lads should just do a bomb for their last one

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Was struggling to see the difference with most of these divers but the Chinese are on another level #Olympics