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BBQ experimenter, history nerd, poor speller.
Memes- 100% RDA of snark.
USMC 85-98 USA 98-25
Transferred to the Retired List 1 JAN 2026. 41y, 4m, 2d

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@Cristiona @Jringo1508 Well it's Texas so FAFO moves a little faster down here

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I think it's time to change the name from Operation Epic Fury to Linebacker III and release the BUFFs to go 'downtown'

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@NYMag I don't recall be tested or asked, I was just tossed into the program in 2nd grade. When we moved next year the new school didn't have a GT program until 8th grade. When, once again without being tested or asked I was tossed in again 🫤

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@ImtiazMadmood

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@restoreorderusa

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@greg_price11 Thank you Texas Lege for redistricting 👍

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@RNCResearch 🎼
You say you want a revolution
Well we all want to change the world

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it 😉

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@BuzzPatterson some people call it chimping out

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@TheBuddyCSM I would like to introduce you to a 38 y/o 2LT.
Me😎

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Looking forward to the World Cup final match in July 19
Because that means on July 20 we don't have to pretend to give a shit about soccer for another 4 years

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@RocketPulpHack My wife of 33 years likes to inform me that I was just a rebound boyfriend.

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@davereaboi I have absolute confidence that Iran will fuck it up in a manner so egregious that we will be left with no option other than to bomb the ever living shit out of them until every IRGC facility is a smoking pile of rubble

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re the "Peace Deal" with Iran. I give it 72 hours before Hizbollah launches rockets at Israel, Israel massively retaliate and Iran launches drones and missiles at Israel, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and small boat attacks on USN ships.

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@RealJamesWoods Is that why their chef drowned? 🤨

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@CynicalPublius Refugees welcome; missionaries can stay the hell out. I have 2 BiLs and several friends out there and we've tried to convince them to leave for over 10 years. They're still there 🫤

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@kate_p45 It's going to be hilarious next January when Mitch 2.0 can't scrape up 25 votes to get elected Senate Minority Leader.

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@catturd2 Hilton will get fewer votes in the general than he did in the primary.

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@TheBuddyCSM "Buddy I'm old, way too many explosions/blasts for too many years and I'm mostly deaf, so you're gonna have to break it down Barney style about when and where we served together."

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@TRHLofficial I'm going to speak to a largely empty room about something that happened 60 years ago with "Facts" I just pulled out of my ass 🙄

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@RobProvince Grab the hottest taco sauce they have and squeeze it right in the douchebag's face. multiple packets if needed. some of it is bound to hit his eyes