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[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Told my girl I’m missing tonight’s World Cup games to spend time with her so I have credit in the bank to go out on Saturday for England

[Labour Press @labourpress]

"I once told the country I was taking on the establishment, and instead ended up fighting a bin."

[Jon Brady @_jonbrady]

BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"

@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."

politics is BACK, baby

[Ashley Cowburn @ashcowburn]

Count Binface asked on the Today programme what his appeal is in Clacton?

"I'm not Nigel Farage," he says.

Also repeats pledge to nationalise Adele.

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Always worth knowing when bin day is.

[Football Ramble @FootballRamble]

To the people calling Colombia vs Switzerland Charlie vs The Chocolate Factory

Good work. Real good work.

[Alan Bradley @AlanBradleyTram]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @Nigel_Farage Looks like it's going to be a two horse race between a comedy candidate dressed in a ridiculous outfit, who doesn't really care about the constituents and is only in it for the attention.

Versus Count Binface.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Exciting for Clacton voters that they're going to get to see their MP again for the first time since they last elected him.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Game on, Nige.

[OZ 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇴🇨🇮 @OrlandoNapoli22]

So to summarize:

-Rudi Garcia’s Belgium who’s looked horrible all WC could’ve put 7 past USA

- USA made Bosnia look like they don’t belong on the pitch together…

So by the transitive property, Italy might be the worst football team of all time

[TNT Sports @tntsports]

They say a picture is worth a thousand words 📸

Almost everyone had left the royal box before the final match of the day, except one man, Roger Federer 👏

[Benoit Maylin @BenoitMaylin]

😍 L’image du tournoi.

Il est 20h50 à Wimbledon.
Toutes les ouailles, gavées de champagne, ont déserté la Royal Box.

Un seul reste.
Federer.
Pour le respect dû aux joueurs, et notamment au dernier vainqueur de Roland-Garros.

L’élégance ultime.

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

Fundamental difference between US and UK approaches to sport is that in the US they want the best teams to win every round and meet in the final and in the UK we want the number one team to get knocked out by some part time farmers who play their matches on a cabbage patch.

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[Plus EV Analytics @PlusEVAnalytics]

FIFA: "no of course this was not political interference, we would never allow such a thing"
Trump: "it was all me. I interfered. Politically."

Spectacular.

[poc @peteoconn]

I'm not saying sport is brutal but Raul Jimenez next competitive game is against Port Vale.

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Imagine how much staying up for this match is going to knock Steven Bartlett back this week.

[Jake. @YedIin]

They saw this historic stadium with unbelievable atmosphere and were like yea let’s play the final in a parking lot in New Jersey

[Kevin Schofield @KevinASchofield]

“Today I feel corrupt”

[A_ @a_brns_]

Bring back Sepp. A proper brown envelopesman. Make corruption classy again.