Harry Mough

My Twitter brand is "Mildly Obscene Whimsy".

[Harry Mough @muffathukka]

I guess this'd be a bad time to move forward with the launch of my Harry Potter themed vibrator, the Dildoroy RockHard™.

[Harry Mough @muffathukka]

I'm kinda sorry @elonmusk changed his name back.
While he was calling himself "Harry Bôls", I felt seen.

[Janie @BeardRidingMinx]

people out there having threesomes behind dumpsters and i can’t even get a hi

[ρꪮꪮ𝓳ꪖ 🌸 @YourSomeone11]

Be wise enough to not ruin things before they begin by overthinking, expecting, worrying and doubting.

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

I should have fucking known better!

- me to myself anytime I should have fucking known better

[Lil @Boredom1023]

One day someone will thank you for ruining us

[mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @PhilipJFried]

I got voted out of a boner contest

It was an erection election ejection

Oh, the dejection!

[Daft Pun @AllanForsyth]

A foreign secretary oversees overseas.

[mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @PhilipJFried]

My tweets might not be very funny, but don't let that fool you—I'm actually *quite* depressed

[Supa Fly Hella Dope @cerealtndencies]

Arkansas is just Kansas but with more pirates

[Harry Mough @muffathukka]

"That man has no dick." - Peter Venkman, 1984

"TRANSPHOBE!!!" - Twitter, 2022

[Harry Mough @muffathukka]

Abraham Lincoln cosplay.

[New York Post @nypost]

Elon Musk talks Twitter at Met Gala, wants it to be 'as inclusive as possible' https://t.co/0BnZVNcNc5

[Just a bitch @bitchisagenius]

Blue whales produce about 20 liters of sperm per shot and that's why your eyes burn in the ocean

[The Wayward Wiener @penisparadox]

unless you fall into one of two categories there's a 0% chance i want to see your vagina:

1) i've seen it before
2) i have not seen it

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

Your political tweets gave me diarrhea