muffinrat

Resistor, Mastodon Kindness is strength, Music is power, Violin is life, ENFP, She,her ,LGBTQ ally. Lots of sewing--and DOGS!

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BE DEUTSCH! [Achtung! Germans on the rise!] | NEO MAGAZIN ROYALE mit Jan... https://t.co/CRnn0YhtaF via @YouTube

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@PlaceboDingo Let us know where you are going!

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I am participating in a Knit-a-thon for the food
insecure! Please sponsor me if you can! Thanks!
https://t.co/ssazwK4E4n

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@Morning_Joe Really like to hear from Molly Jong-Fast! Let's have more of her great commentary on MSNBC!

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@peggy_benn70374 praying for you to have peace.

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@MSNBC really like SkyeNews at 3 AM

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@MSNBC

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@katieemorann Jerusalem by Alan Moore

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@proudliberalz Read the new testament. The rest of it is simply a family album. The best summation is Erlander's Manna and Mercy.

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@ThatEricAlper Vera on Brit Box

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@ThatEricAlper Mrs. Mike by Benedict and Nancy Freedman

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@ThatEricAlper Mrs. Mike

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@Twang4

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When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid…

She becomes a Def Leppard.

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[mariana Z @mariana057]

Sad news. I broke up with my girlfriend Loraine.

She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee.

Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Loraine is gone.

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I love a woman in camouflage, but they’re very hard to find…

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[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees a freight train.

The train driver sees three idiots standing on the track.

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[mariana Z @mariana057]

So I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.

I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.

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[mariana Z @mariana057]

Came home to find my coffee cups gone!!

I have been mugged…

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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs and she told me to press one. So I did...and woke up on the floor.

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[mariana Z @mariana057]

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd probably come in fourth so I wouldn't need to walk up to the podium.