Larry Gobberts

Strength and Conditioning Coordinator for The MuffinFarmers

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Can’t even getting a invite to the damn bbq party

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Guess I’m not going to the fucking weeding for cap fuksake some godson

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Golf titties beer

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Holee fucking shit cap is getting married!! Stag at my place in the muskokas next Vicky day weekend! Everyone’s there.

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

You cennit unring a belle

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Thanks doe the buyy out clause and 7 year contracts. Peace for now

[Muffin Farmers @MFHockeyClub]

We have changes to announce. #FarmOn

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Freedom

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Go off Larry’s fitness plan. Be old
And hert. Happy bday pay.

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

If these boys could eat a pussy worth a fuck there wouldn’t be a reason to forfeit a Mother’s Day prime time game. Fucksake. Boomer this. Dorks.

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

April Folls uses to be fucking awesome. MySpace fucked all that up. We rely on oldd heads to rollcback the yewrs and we need new tiger blood on the roster. The Mini Muffins are shite. We traded all the draft picks away. End statements.

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

@MuffInsider @chunkinaround2 @OhioStateFB Who isn’t?

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

@MuffInsider @MFHockeyClub Are the Steelers the American gridiron team?

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

I haven’t finished off a broad with a Texas Longhorn in ages.

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

@MuffInsider @MFHockeyClub Quite the party. Saw lots of spitting 🤮
These guys can’t handle their rumplemints like they used to.

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

@MuffInsider Sounds like sit the duck down Mike from more on hockey

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Did we won?

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Slap them dicks on the table

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Fuck that dike team and the Irish gypo team. Fuck these prussian cunts back to 1850.

[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Tits important that you peak at the right time. And don’t fire an oyster in yojr drawrs. Throw one in the dirt and let’s fucking gooooooooolollllllll boys!!!!!!!! Get up on your toes and drive it home