epdiamond

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side...

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

@AnnCoulter on your flight. the agent sounded fine. the more pressing mystery is how someone can look both embalmed and dehydrated. also how someone who built a career on elitism and xenophobia ended up flying jetblue with the plebs. no mint either? damn, those book sales really did dry up.

[Eric Paschall @epaschall]

Not a cooler coach out there! https://t.co/uBaBLbabOg

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

when you have to sing at the inauguration at 11:45am and reenact the signing of the declaration of independence at 12pm.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Masks are not political symbols.

They’re just masks.

That save lives.

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

button should rhyme with sutton, not sudden. that’s all.

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

@housingworks will your stores be accepting donations when you reopen next week?

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

In no hospital in New York will a woman be forced to be alone when she gives birth.

Not now, not ever.
https://t.co/umQte2k9WO

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING. 😲#SCtop10

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

@iberia_en i'm going to need someone to help me with an international flight that was confirmed but never booked. what is the complete international customer service number? i'm in morocco. your immediate attention is very much appreciated.

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

new yorkers on the subway are v much like the cardboard cut out aliens from the training session of men in black. creepy, scary, and gnarly at first but really just out there living their lives.

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

RHONY are the most atrocious gaggle of entitled broads I’ve ever witnessed. That episode was hard to watch.

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

no one:
me (to the tune of phil collins) in spring: i can feel the pollen in the air tonight, sneezing...

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Republicans are taking a strong stance against lucrative book deals.

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

@RathoreJill @chrissyteigen uh they met at niagara falls.

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

if @RepStephenLynch pulls out a ‘how do you like them apples’, i’m going to lose my mind. 😍 #CohenCongressionalTestimony

[✨SUBTRONICS✨ @Subtronics]

@realDonaldTrump Hold on does this guys seriously think global warming exclusively means warm weather holy shit we are so fucked

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

my favorite’s valentine’s day song is sinatra’s ‘the way you look tonight’ performed by mouserat. @prattprattpratt what will it take to get the band back together again?

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

really @Forever21? leave the poor innocent pitties out of your eye roll worthy marketing ploys. #forever21freethepitbull

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

@NBCNews hard pass.

[epdiamond @muffymcd]

this creative looks terribly familiar @Reebok. you should thank @fancygreysuit for the inspiration.