Chali Mndonyo

#MUFC fan, Eric Donaldson. #legalizemarijuana
#kenyan🇰🇪🇰🇪 Congo my motherland

[Eric @amerix]

A promiscuous simpleton and skunk who spent his senior years sleeping with women instead of building a lasting legacy died yesterday from the consequences of Diabetes and Hypertension.

His fellow TikTok dickheads are saying "he lived well."

Men who waste their years on debauchery and lustful behaviours will be slayed by Lilith, the demon of lust, die like stray dogs, buried in their shameful history, and left to rot away forever.

Lustful men will be prematurely killed by diseases, depression or felony.

Just to remind you that manliness has nothing to do with the holes that your dick has visited.

Manliness is about building meaningful ideas, inspiring the younger men and crafting a lasting legacy of creativity and innovation that leaves the world a better place than you found it.

Manliness is about leadership.

Leading. Building. Inspiring.

Manliness is about self-respect and self-discipline.

Also, again, women are gullible and mostly retarded.

How does a woman sleep with an evidently malnourished, alcoholic caricature of a man?

If your life is about chasing women, then you are a foolish man.

Lilith, the demon of lust, will devour you to damnation.

#ManDay

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

Wewe hii utaskizia kwa radio warden akikubali

[Chali Mndonyo @mugaisimeshack]

@ManUtd MUGAISI 9

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Why did Eliud Lagat turn a defamation complaint into a criminal police operation instead of going to court like any other citizen?

A Deputy Inspector General is expected to understand the law, use his brains and know that defamation is challenged through evidence, lawyers and the courts, not by sending officers to arrest someone and transport him across the country.

So what exactly was the intention behind using police power against Albert Ojwang?

Because once a defamation matter ends with the accused dead in custody, Kenyans have every right to ask whether the goal was ever justice or death.
#ArrestEliudLagat

[Eric @amerix]

Every morning,

You meet men crawling from prison.

Their shirts look like they were pulled from a bottle.

Their pair of trousers are worn out,

Their faces are long and sad,

Their masculine energy is fading. They walk tired, gazing into an emptiness.

These are men stuck in houses where their wives terrorize them.

They sit in these houses because they are afraid to leave.

They built nothing that belongs to them. They own nothing. Just children who have been strategically weaponized against him.

When they retire from civil service or as teachers or as employees in Indian-owned companies, they resign themselves to fate, enduring insults and mistreatment from their domineering wives.

Their only hope is to sit at the bus terminus, betting and gambling, hoping to undo their years of financial losses.

But it gets worse, they suffer hypertension, diabetes and prostate enlargement.

They become a burden to their families, and they are abandoned in the corner of the house to nurse a chronic ailment.

Their years of sacrifice get swept away by comments from their children,

"Our father spent years drinking and entertaining hoodrats. It is our mother who took us to school."

Or their wives,

"When other men were building wealth, what were you doing? I can't continue living with you."

Yet, his productive years were spent on providing for the family without fail.

Pain and agony, as he counts his last breaths.

Then, one day, the sun will rise without him.

The main door of the house will open without his cough.

His chair at the corner will wait for his warmth, but it won't come.

His legacy gets buried deep with his regrets.

Forgotten.

In the ruins of his sunk-cost fallacy.

If you are a man reading this, start building your fallback architecture now.

Remember,

You can lie down for people to walk on you, and they will still complain that you aren't flat enough.

Your independence, in old age, is your wealth.

WAKE UP!

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

The people who should be prosecuted and punished for abductions, torture and murder of civilians, including that of protesters:

1. Uhuru Kenyatta.
2. William Ruto.
3. Fred Okeng’o Matiang’i.
4. Kithure Kindiki.
5. Kipchumba Murkomen.
6. Karanja Kibicho.
7. Noordin Haji.
8. Ndegwa Muhoro.
9. Mohamed Hussein Ali.
10. Joseph Boinnet.
11. George Kinoti.
12. Japheth Koome.
13. Simon Gatiba Karanja.
14. Hillary Mutyambai.
15. Mohammed Amin.
16. Eliud Lagat.
17. Gilbert Masengeli.
18. Grace Kaindi.
19. Samuel Arachi.
20. Farouk Kibet.

Don’t ever tell Kenyans to forget, forgive or move on. The culture of impunity must end!

[Chali Mndonyo @mugaisimeshack]

@MigunaMiguna @Ellycesc @rigathi Bro hajaiba simu na kibeti😂😂

[Chali Mndonyo @mugaisimeshack]

@OfficialBHAFC

[Chali Mndonyo @mugaisimeshack]

@FabrizioRomano

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes wins Premier League Player of the Season Award.

8 goals, 20 assists. 🇵🇹

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

TOP 20 LIES TOLD BY PRESIDENT RUTO WILLIAM RUTO TO THE PEOPLE OF KENYA.
NOW OR BEFORE AS A DP

1. That the government will import between 7 and 10 thousand tractors and women will not be using jembes to till land.

2. Gas at ksh. 500

3. That every village in Kenya will be connected to the Wifi. Last mile.

4. Chiefs with tablet in 6 months.

5. 11 storey in kimaru with a lift

6. Agreed with Israel and USA and Saudi for employment.

7. 30 markets in Kiambu.

8. That the Ibokholo- Indagalasa- Malaa- Navakholo- Musikhoma road is complete only for the area Mp to confirm that there is no such a road.

9. Ndovu ikikuuwa unalipwa ksh. 5M

10. Employed 76k students and hire 24k teachers.

11. KCC paying 50k per L

12. Machine ya chapo

13. That there will be a National Youth Enterprise Capital Fund for interest free loans to the youth.

14. Every citizen with a paid course from university of Arizona.

15. That the government will set an institute of modern technology in every ward.

16. That the government will put 1M acres of land under irrigation.

17. Enginless vehicle itembee kama risasi

18. He promised a CITY to the people of Machakos.

19. Mothers with 3 months diapers

20. Siku za elfu mbili.

21. Modern Urban ICT hub in Tongerani

22. IMPORTED vehicles in Naivasha not Japan.

23. NHIF to 300 for vulnerable.

Imagine if all this happened during his first term, sahii hatungekuwa na wasiwasi

[Yoweri K Museveni @KagutaMuseveni]

I decided to come here to the centre where peasants live to demonstrate that it is possible.

[Eric @amerix]

That is why you should never marry a woman with a chaotic, masculine and reckless vocal melody.

Your baby needs a mother with a graceful, calming, melodious voice.

Not a mouthy, argumentative, noisy, irritating, rickety, poshomill.

[Chali Mndonyo @mugaisimeshack]

@kijana_misa Ku-rape mnyama sio form fity disgusting anahitaji castration

[Chali Mndonyo @mugaisimeshack]

@FabrizioR0naldo Bruno💡💡

[Chali Mndonyo @mugaisimeshack]

@brian_ochoka @_fels1 There's a big difference between believing and understanding facts after analyzing data

[Chali Mndonyo @mugaisimeshack]

@MigunaMiguna @Kenyans GOAT interview

[Chali Mndonyo @mugaisimeshack]

@roamelectric I love roam❤️❤️
Zitafika mkopa lini?

[Chali Mndonyo @mugaisimeshack]

@FabrizioRomano @alweeamnews Yes. Do it for Football