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A Couch Potato!!

DISCLAIMER: Whatever I write as tweet is to be taken as opinion only and opinions can be wrong?

[. @muhammad_azharr]

One of the main ways to avoid the duplication of activities is to plan ahead. This helps business to focus on innovative ideas and make decisions that are focused on the strategic direction. #accaplanning

[. @muhammad_azharr]

@ianbremmer Italians Mammaa miaaa'ed so hard even their spcket has three fingers?

[. @muhammad_azharr]

Went to the fuel station aur unhon nay meri gari me hi petrol bharna shru kr dia????

#IndiaPakistanWar

[Mohammed Hijab @mohammed_hijab]

The world knows now that Pakistan is a serious player and a formidable force.

[. @muhammad_azharr]

This past few days felt more like a sitcom with Pakistani memers and Indian media doing their best....?!

#PakistanZindabad #pakistanindiawar #IndiaPakistanConflict #IndiaPakistanWar2025

[Michael Kugelman @MichaelKugelman]

BREAKING: I’ve just learned from sources that a giant bunny has seized Mangla Dam. Will be sharing exclusive evidence via AI, PlayStation 5, and Trust me Bro Inc.
This is a major development. Distressing that all the fake news out there is distracting from this important story.

[Mohammed Hijab @mohammed_hijab]

The Pakistan Army is not Hamas, a small militant group without tanks, planes, or warships. It is the military force of a sovereign nation, stronger than any in the European Union and armed with nuclear capabilities.

[. @muhammad_azharr]

Cant find any independent verified reports related to downed jets whether India's or Pakistan's. Anyhow it seems that civilians were impacted in the attacks!? Lets hope things dont eacalate further.

#IndiaPakistan #Pakistan #IndiaPakistanTensions #india

[. @muhammad_azharr]

I dont know what actually happened but I want to believe that the board asked #chatgpt ways to improve the company and it suggested to fire the CEO?

#chatgpt OpenAI #tech @sama

[. @muhammad_azharr]

Happiness is seeing Babar playing his signature drive and Sachin in commentary box praising it.

@babarazam258 @sachin_rt #INDvPAK #pakvsind #ICCCricketWorldCup23 #cricket

[. @muhammad_azharr]

Hey I have some data. Can you clean that up for me?

Sure, where is it hosted?

Oh, its an excel file containing multiple sheets with totally different columns.

@msexcel #excel

[. @muhammad_azharr]

Media shouldnt call thenselves neutral when if Israel attacks they say "Israel right to defend itself" or "Israel-Palestine Conflict" but when Palestinians retaliate its "terrorists attack" or "insurgency?

#Palestine #PalestinaLibre #PALESTINE

[. @muhammad_azharr]

Those who are saying this is friendship eleven should look at Asian games matches this is what our backup team looks and performs like?

#AsianGames #CricketWorldCup2023 @TheRealPCB #Pakistan @ICC

[. @muhammad_azharr]

Management: We need to automate our reporting.
Consultant: We can use various tools to integrate our posting so manual processes are reduced. Also we have visualisation tools to improve timely reporting.
Management: We don't have the budget. Can you automate using Excel?

@Office

[. @muhammad_azharr]

How to turn your expert analysts into newbies?
Replace @msexcel with @Google Sheets in your workplace?

@Office @GoogleWorkspace #Excel

[. @muhammad_azharr]

@Microsoft365 Excel:
You can present stuff in excel
You are document stuff in excel
You cannot make excel workings in either of the two?

[. @muhammad_azharr]

@IrfanPathan Acha apkay ghar k aas paas mohally walay bhi TV tortay hain? Aj pta chala!?!!

[. @muhammad_azharr]

Yaar ye "Match delayed due to wet outfield" wali cheez samajh nh aati. Jab Pitch pe cover daal hi dia tha to baqi ground pe cover daalnay me kia masla hai?

#pakvsind #AsiaCup #INDvsPAK #PAKvIND

[. @muhammad_azharr]

After a long time one of the Big three has lost a Grand Slam final and people are not regarding it as an upset?

#wimbledon2023 #Alcaraz #Djokovic #WimbledonFinal #alc

[. @muhammad_azharr]

@FIFAWorldCup The Workers in Sialkot, Pakistan who most probably made this ball.