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[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Safaricom, it’s me again 😏
Since you’ve decided not to answer my very basic question, I’ll keep tweeting till you do!!

Here is the question I asked you yesterday,(see attached images below)

Your representative confirmed under your official account that you’re actually supposed to wait till midnight!! So once again, where did my bundles go 3 hours to depletion even though I had lots of my monthly data bundles left?
@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Can we have the CS and PS in charge of transport take credit for and tweet about this? Intriguingly, many Kenyans do not know them. That way, Kipchumba Murkomen and you will have sufficient time to tweet about goons and abductions, matters which you are either loudly silent or manifestly deceitful on.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Asked TUTAM supporters why Ruto should rule for another term, and here we go🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Dear TUTAM supporters😏
Why TUTAM?
Why exactly would you want Ruto to rule this country for another term? Please just tell me
Is there something we don’t know?
Are we just haters?
Are we just “tribal”? Feel free

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

Again, can our engineers speak up? This profession is being let down by “a few”. Or maybe it’s many, if not all, engineers who see no problem here. @TheIEK @EngineersBoard @MativoMJohn

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

When we say Engineers in Kenya are a big problem, such are the instances we have in mind. This section of the highway has a Resident Engineer In-Charge. But they let a contractor pile a death trap on the road and feel nothing about it! @KeNHAKenya @TheIEK @EngineersBoard @davis_chirchir

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Those commentators on Congo vs England are full of shit. 🚶🏿‍♀️🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

We gave our country to the dogs and we must reclaim it !

[Eric @amerix]

Fikirini Jacobs and his bodyguard should be arrested.

[Chris Riungu @RealChrisRiungu]

This woman from Nairobi explains how men are paying for love nowadays. "Ako na doh?" this is the first question a woman is asked by fellow women whenever she says she has a man.

Dear men, if you happen to get rich, do not marry poor women because there's a high chance they'll not be genuinely there for love. We go through a lot as men and all we want sometimes is to genuinely feel loved.

[Eric @amerix]

Kumbe ni wewe uliandika ile post ya WSR?

Why choke sentences?

[Uncharted Kenya @UnchartedKenya]

Tausi Homes is a collection of newly opened 1 &2 bedroom private country cottages in Nanyuki

[Stay with God @StayWithGod111]

Dear God,

[(fan) Alex⁸ @UTDAlex8]

🚨Raphaël Leão on why he didn’t pass to Cristiano Ronaldo for his hat-trick:

“Once I got the ball, my next move was to pass to Cristiano, but he kept shouting, ‘Shoot, shoot, Raphaël, shoot!’ That’s why I tried to score. He always wants everyone in the team to score. That’s who Cristiano is.”

[grandson @Grandsoncr7]

🚨Carlo Ancelotti: “The only player better than this 41-year-old Ronaldo in the Portugal squad is the 23-year-old Ronaldo, and he’s no longer available.”

[Debby @realdebby10]

Having a good fvck mate is better than being in a relationship 🙂

[Tony @UtdTony1]

🚨🎙️ Luis Figo on Zlatan Ibrahimović's constant criticism of Cristiano Ronaldo:🔴🇵🇹

"I have listened to Zlatan for years, and honestly, I don't understand this obsession with Cristiano Ronaldo. It feels like every discussion somehow ends with Ronaldo's name. When Cristiano has a quiet game, Zlatan is the first to criticize him. But when he scores, leads Portugal, and proves people wrong again, the silence is deafening."

"Football criticism is normal, but when it is always aimed at the same player, it stops looking like analysis and starts looking personal. Ronaldo is 41 years old, still carrying expectations that younger players cannot handle, still scoring goals, still deciding matches, yet some people seem more interested in finding faults than appreciating greatness."

"Cristiano has broken records in every country he has played in, won everything there is to win, and continues to perform on the biggest stages. At some point, you have to put personal opinions aside and give credit where it is due. The football world should celebrate legends while they are still here, not spend every week trying to tear them down."

"And with all due respect to Zlatan, Cristiano achieved something every footballer dreams of — he led his country to international glory. Ronaldo won major trophies with Portugal and carried an entire nation on his shoulders. Zlatan was a fantastic player, but he never managed to win anything with Sweden. That is the difference between a great player and a player who leaves a lasting legacy with his country."

"Sometimes I wonder if Ronaldo's biggest problem is not his opponents on the pitch, but the former players who simply cannot stop talking about him. Because whether they praise him or criticize him, one thing never changes — Cristiano Ronaldo remains the center of the conversation." 🐐🔥

[Eric @amerix]

PLAY: The Government Inspector by Nikolai Gogol,

CHARACTER: Artemi Philippovich Zemlyanika

ROLE: Commissioner and Warden of hospitals