moto wa kuotea karibu

hatches, matches and dispatches, 🇰🇪, software engineer, UTC+3

[moto wa kuotea karibu @mukangathe3rd]

@Hemmch @shecyclesnbi The University of Nairobi had a building called Chandaria University of Nairobi Tower, well they had to cjange it due to abbreviation reasons.

[moto wa kuotea karibu @mukangathe3rd]

@mosedolce @anj_116_ There's one from the late 2010s or early 20s - "Magoshodo"

[moto wa kuotea karibu @mukangathe3rd]

@UncleCaleb17 @luko_rito Sorry, what? What exactly was he mad at? 😭

[moto wa kuotea karibu @mukangathe3rd]

@SserwangaE @GacheriNdumba @Wacera_K Someone for everyone/spice I guess 😅

[Zhele @shangatatu]

Nimempata 😤💀

[TiskTusk @TiskTusk]

❌ Languages NOT WORTH LEARNING:

・Kiswahili 🇰🇪 (zero academic value)
・Luganda 🇺🇬(only Kabaka and his subjects know it)
・Kinyarwanda 🇷🇼 (war criminal language)
・Somali 🇸🇴(what for?)
・Amharic 🇪🇹 (fake economy)

✅ Languages YES WORTH LEARNING ↓↓

[Sid @SjNdigro]

Trying too hard to make Yemi Alade feel at home. @KenyaPower

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

My leave for Friday has been approved. HR talking about, “Enda pumzisha akili.” Bless their hearts🥹 ni Spider-Man naenda kuangalia hiyo siku. Pewww pewww peewww

[moto wa kuotea karibu @mukangathe3rd]

😂😂

[Taabu.K @_taa_buk]

Took up a brief at where the respondent is being sued for non-delivery of furniture since last year. I looked at the name and it was quite familiar. It then hit me that I contracted the respondent to make a bed and he is to deliver it this week. Nimeisha nguvu!

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Well fuck you too

[moto wa kuotea karibu @mukangathe3rd]

@wanguwamajani @DARTender_ 😂😂

[moto wa kuotea karibu @mukangathe3rd]

@GacheriNdumba @Wacera_K I absolutely abhor cinnamon esp that funk when it's baking in an oven.

[Mumbi. @miss_mumbzk]

It’s not about them being “enforceable by law”, it’s about the fact that there are no strong enough organized constituencies to push and hold candidates’ feet to the fire and defend those agendas. Right now the pathway to power is ethnic blocs, so politicians are only accountable to ethnic kingpins. To change that accountability structure, we need to organise huge masses of people to hold the line on some key demands.

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Kitambu 😭

[Chepkemboi @B_haestro]

Hata usinipee. Niuzie 🥹

[moto wa kuotea karibu @mukangathe3rd]

@kay_myg @moneyacademyKE Safaricom mpesa (ke) and Mpesa africa are different entities. Mpesa africa is the one that's just started making money while the Kenyan venture is wildly profitable.

[Evans 🦊 @TulinSnr]

KQ's widebody scene

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

#NotAGoodBoy

[Sunny Bindra @sunnysunwords]

Dear visitors, Kenyans saying “Surely” signifies exasperation and disbelief. Not certainty. 😬

[moto wa kuotea karibu @mukangathe3rd]

@werucome @IAMTHECECILE 😂😂

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

i noticed that most of the car crashes and nearmisses i see online involve a vehicle with a dashcam. therefore, to prevent road accidents, we should ban those pesky dashcams.