🚨2️⃣ Manchester United to announce both new midfield signings soon for £85m total fee add-ons included.
🇧🇪 Tielemans, medical tomorrow, £35m.
🇧🇷 Andrey Santos, medical done and deal signed, £50m.
❌ Éderson, off since Friday despite denials.
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Kalenjin elders have been left throwing their hands in the air after witnessing their daughter of the soil, Sheryll Gabriella exposing her rare earth minerals for the world to see. According to reports, Sheryll has been engaged in a romantic relationship with a TikToker by the name of Hamisi, who also happens to be one of her top gifters on TikTok.
It is alleged that during her TikTok live matches, Hamisi would shower the daughter of Samoe with Lions and Money Guns. In return, Sheryll allegedly sent him photos and videos of her Sundus & other variables. It is further claimed that Omwami was even inspecting her Walls of Jericho.
And by the look of things, it seems our boy was also accessing the Sundus. The back door appears to have seen more traffic than the main entrance. All this time, Hamisi had a wife who had seen better days of that thing called Mareej. She was a typical Okuyo house wife; Fat, short & a solid 2.
I totally understand our boy Hamisi, it's every man's dream to have a clean, petite babes like Sheryll. It's alleged that it the goat wife who has decided to leak the findiioos after going through Hamisi’s phone while he was high as a kite.
But this seems to be becoming a trend among TikTok influencers. The other day, we saw Hannah Benta doing things that only Sodom and Gomorrah would comprehend. I think there's a ritual where TikTok celebrities have to leak their own dirt in order to climb the popularity ladder.
These TikTokers can give you pressure until you start questioning the God you serve, only to discover that behind closed doors, some are allegedly involved in the side hustle of selling their Sundus and nude content.
If you look around, you'll realize that nowadays many young ladies from poor backgrounds are driving expensive cars, are single mothers, have their children in international schools, are building huge houses in the village, and are living in mansions in Nairobi.
Then ghafla bin vuu, you come across their leaked videos and photos all over the internet. But hiyo kinywero together with the Sundus looks clean & edible namna hatari. Given a chance, I can close my eyes & take her to Sikhendu to meet the wazees. Hata wao wataelewa tu wakiona hali halisi.
Let me not say much and close this update with a Quiver Kitengela proverb that says, "Elders will always raise the dowry price immediately they realize that the clitoris is bigger than the nipples." Chesaa!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀