Me every year discussing my birthday:
“What are you doing for your birthday?”
“Nothing”
“What do you want to do?”
“Nothing”
“Oh you have to do something!”
“No I don’t”
“You can’t just do nothing!”
“Yes I can”
So excited to hear @wisemandebbie music for the Coronation tomorrow. An incredible honour. Wishing you the best of luck Debbie. #coronation https://t.co/qW3KuvotY6
A gas company in Northern Ireland is cutting its energy bills by 20% in April. It will be their second bill cut since January.
They say that energy wholesale costs are falling so they’re passing them on.
Meanwhile in England, energy bills are rising by 20% in April.
Theft.
“It’s certainly food for thought”
Translations:
1. You’re wrong but I’m tired
2. I stopped listening a while ago
3. I don’t understand but okay
4. It’s time to change the subject
5. Please stop and go away