I started using women’s shampoo and I don’t even need porn anymore. I just catch a whiff of garnier fructis off my own hair and get so horny thinking there’s a woman around that I beat off
‘’You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.’’
- Alien (1979, Dir. Ridley Scott)
bloke in tavern claims hes ermune to mordorvirus. whips out botle of orcish mead an necks it. out cold. tavern in shock an horror. try cpr. giv chest clobberin. no good. last chance. pour flagen of ale in mouth. springs to feet. orders round in for hole tavern. close call. cheers
Oh dude yeah you gotta try baking your own bread in quarantine. It takes 14 hours to do right and it’s boring as shit, but the results are often quite disappointing
Max Von Sydow, such an iconic presence in cinema for seven decades, it seemed like he'd always be with us. He changed the face of international film with Bergman, played Christ, fought the devil, pressed the HOT HAIL button & was Oscar nominated for a silent performance. A god.
Harrison Ford weighs in on if Han Solo was a Force ghost in 'The Rise of Skywalker'
'A Force ghost? ... I have no fucking idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care'
(via @USATODAY)