Big Soup

just the fucking worst

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@GoodReddit @stetuck515

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@good_faces_bot @stetuck515

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@nyquills @stetuck515

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@stetuck515 @Battlefield @EA_DICE Next gen doe 😭

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

I started using women’s shampoo and I don’t even need porn anymore. I just catch a whiff of garnier fructis off my own hair and get so horny thinking there’s a woman around that I beat off

[DJ Shaq Fan Account @DJshaqfanacc]

Title Screen - Buck Bumble

[Diane Doniol-Valcroze @ddoniolvalcroze]

‘’You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.’’
- Alien (1979, Dir. Ridley Scott)

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@SirLarr Good kill

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

found a company whose mascot appears to be a rapist duck

[Frodo Stanton @FrodoStanton]

bloke in tavern claims hes ermune to mordorvirus. whips out botle of orcish mead an necks it. out cold. tavern in shock an horror. try cpr. giv chest clobberin. no good. last chance. pour flagen of ale in mouth. springs to feet. orders round in for hole tavern. close call. cheers

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No

[computer man @gloomfather]

Oh dude yeah you gotta try baking your own bread in quarantine. It takes 14 hours to do right and it’s boring as shit, but the results are often quite disappointing

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🐐

[Diane Doniol-Valcroze @ddoniolvalcroze]

The Vision of the Valley of Dry Bones - 1866 - Gustave Doré

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Back by popular demand here’s champagne SOAPERNOVA thank you all for washing and I’ll see you down the road LG x

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💔

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

Max Von Sydow, such an iconic presence in cinema for seven decades, it seemed like he'd always be with us. He changed the face of international film with Bergman, played Christ, fought the devil, pressed the HOT HAIL button & was Oscar nominated for a silent performance. A god.

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What about Michael Gee Higgins and he gets pussy?

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Harrison Ford weighs in on if Han Solo was a Force ghost in 'The Rise of Skywalker'

'A Force ghost? ... I have no fucking idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care'

(via @USATODAY)

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*curb theme playing increasingly louder